hold on lemme put on my ~serious typing mode~ for this
Hello there, fellow residents of the tower! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ My name is Sayaka Miki, and I'm here to teach you how to use a computer.
If you can see this, congratulations! You've already mastered the steps of reading and looking at a screen, and of navigating your way TO this handy guide.
First, let's cover the common mistakes.
1 - No, there aren't people inside the strange little box! I know, I know.
2 - Yes, it really does relish your cries of frustration when you fail at using it. That's a computer's secondary power source.
3 - Do you see a key that says "Shift?" There are two of them, and (via holding one down while pressing another key) they let you Use Proper Capitals and access some other c**| $ymb@|$.
4 - There's a really big blank key. That's what you do to keep yourwordsfromlookinglikethis. Hold it down to get more space!
5 - That weird red squiggle that pops up sometimes? That means you've spelled something wrong.
And here's a special rule from a guest speaker:
"Don't forget the magic of the goddamn punctuation keys.
That dot on the keyboard? That's how you end a sentence. That question mark on the keyboard? That's how you ask a question. You know, like a normal person."
That's all I can think of for now - but I'll be editing this! After all, it's for everyone's benefit~.