06 May 2012 @ 07:29 pm

SEE, I KNEW WE WERE TOO CLOSE TO THAT GODDAMNED NEON GREEN HEAVENLY BODY.
AT LEAST THIS IS WHAT I AM GOING TO ASSUME THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE MISSIVE REFERS TO
SINCE WE ALL KNOW THAT NOT ONLY WAS THE PLANET DESTROYED, BUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE.
THANKS A LOT FOR THAT ONE, LALONDE, IN CASE YOU'RE FUCKING READING THIS.
I SINCERELY DOUBT THAT THE MEDIUM IMPLODING ON ITSELF OR WHATEVER HAPPENED TO IT COUNTS AS SOME HEROIC DEATH.
THOUGH I DON'T KNOW, I COULD COUNT AT LEAST SIXTY WAYS IN WHICH IT COULD PASS AS A JUSTIFIED DEATH SO WHO THE FUCK EVEN KNOWS ANYMORE.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT THIS IS HOOFBEAST SHIT.
I DON'T CARE WHO THE FUCK YOU NOOKBITING BULGE HUMPERS ARE, BUT YOU DIDN'T SAVE SHIT.
ALL OF THE SHIT WAS ON ITS WAY TO BE FIXED AND PACKAGED UP NEATLY WITH A PRETTY RIBBON ON TOP
THEN AWAY IT WOULD GO TO BE LODGED UNDER THE HUMAN CHRISTMAS TREE.
THERE WE WOULD WAIT IN EAGER ANTICIPATION, KNOWING THAT ALL OF OUR EFFORTS HERE WOULD
*MOTHERFUCKING FINALLY*
BEAR SOME SEMBLANCE OF FRUIT.
BUT OH NO! OH NO NO NO!
CAN'T HAVE *THAT* NOW CAN WE?
ONCE THINGS START GOING RIGHT THAT MEANS SOMETHING *OBVIOUSLY* NEEDS TO GO EVEN FUCKING MORE WRONG THAN BEFORE!
THE POWERS THAT BE IN EVERY OTHER UNIVERSE SEEM TO WANT TO CONVERGE ON THE SINGLE MOMENT OF PEACE AND TRANQUILITY AND SHATTER IT WITH A HUGE ASS HAMMER.
OOPS! THERE GO THOSE SHARDS, SMASHED INTO A FINE POWDER THAT BLOWS AWAY IN THE FAINTEST OF BREEZES.
ALL I CAN REALLY SAY ABOUT THIS SITUATION IS
WHAT
THE
FUCK.
 
 
21 April 2012 @ 08:35 pm
There's no shortage of surprises here, is there?
 
 
12 November 2011 @ 08:23 pm
[The screen shakes a little bit before everything settles out; Marceline is actually sitting on her bed rather than floating a few inches over it, and her bass is leaning against the furniture just in the corner of the screen. She's smiling, calm but with a hint of underlying excitement. This is going to be so math.]

Hey, so I know there's no way I'm the only person in this crazy tower who likes music. And there's no way I'm the only person who has an instrument. So maybe we could all get together and jam sometime or something. If anyone's cool with that.

Anyway, just leave me a message here if ya wanna, or drop by either room 2-01 or the 14th floor. If I'm not in one, I'll be in the other probably. Later!

[The screen cuts off abruptly; her message has been delivered and that's all she really cares about.]
 
 
09 November 2011 @ 08:38 am
text  
Experiment Results:
Special experimentation subjects displayed a high amount of adaptability, but not enough to keep from being preyed upon without aid.

Regular experimentation subjects displayed a high degree of malleability in their actions, and would often bend when pressed to do so.

However, there were many cases of resistance, and the results were not equal amongst all participants. Further study will be needed at some point in the future.

Subjects will find their rewards in their rooms.


((All characters who participated in the experiments will find one object or animal from home on their beds. This can be of any size, as long as it fits in the tower, provided it fits all other requirements for objects brought into the Tower.))
 
 
06 November 2011 @ 02:23 am
[ This couldn't happen. How could it happen!? After hundreds and hundreds of years... so long that she had lost count. Finally! She had finally found a world where she could be happy. A world where she could live one final life as "Furude Rika" and be happy... only to wake up here and find a letter telling her it had been destroyed.

Well, Rika wasn't about to believe that.  She immediately got up and just started running. She's not sure where she's going but it somehow made sense to just run around until her problems solved themselves. On every floor, Rika is checking for exits. She only decides to communicate as a last resort, and because she's just so emotionally beaten by that one letter that she has to yell at someone. ]


I want out. Get me out of here at this very instant! Hanyuu, you can hear me, can you not? Please, come and get me from this world, Hanyuu! You had your fun with our last game and I learned my lesson so please, Hanyuu!

[ But she quickly gives up on Hanyuu. Her tone of voice shifts suddenly to be more child-like as the human side of her heart voices her concerns. ]

Rena! Mion! Satoko! Keiichi! Answer me! Are you here? Please, let me know, I-- [ her voice cracks a bit. She's beginning to cry, despite her attempts to fight it off. As it cracks, the tone returns to the original. ] -- I cannot be the only one here, I simply cannot! Someone, please let me know that you are here!

[ she hiccups, officially crying. So much that her voice can't rise above a whisper. ]

We were finally happy..--!!!
 
 
05 November 2011 @ 12:44 am
[...he'd been avoiding others for the most part since his return, much as he had before. staying to his room(not speaking to his roommates if he could help it, obviously), which had given way to seclusion in the libraries, only leaving for quick trips to sustain himself and to return to his room in the evening. but for whatever reason or another...here he was, finally announcing his presence. and he was pissed. and anger outweighs caginess, particularly with this guy.]

cut for lavender FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHIT courier, properly typed for a change )
 
 
04 November 2011 @ 12:53 am
[Attempted filter away from whoever runs the Tower, open to all 'prisoners']

Whatever our situation back home, or our feelings towards others in the tower, the fact remains that we are all prisoners here. There have been some terrible things done to some of us over the last few weeks, most of which seem to have no meaning or reason behind them.

In order to prevent these atrocities happening again, it is vitally important that we work as one and pool our information. As such, I have a number of questions that I hope at least someone here will be able to answer. With enough data compiled, I'm sure we will be able to start seeing a pattern and perhaps be able to predict their next actions.

1. Do the collar colours have any significance known yet?
2. Have any other experiments occurred?
3. How long has the longest-running prisoner been here?
4. Has anyone ever seen or spoken to one of those in charge?
5. Has anyone ventured successfully out of the Tower grounds?

Thank you in advance for your assistance.
 
 
02 November 2011 @ 12:51 am
sup homies

finally woke up from that coma that lasted three seasons
only to find out i have amnesia and an evil twin bent on ruling the world
and theres some love quadrangle goin on involving my mother the butler my uncle and a monkey
and somehow its all my fault

so other than that whatd i miss
 
 
01 October 2011 @ 02:14 pm
The next person to suggest we eat ice cream for an entire month and have it passed through by the staff will be royally flipped off the handle into a never ending abyss of pain and despair and horrible blackness.

That is all.


[A few moments later, there is an addition.]

Also, has anyone seen Dave Strider as of late? I don't believe he is in his room, but his things are still present.
 
 
18 September 2011 @ 10:37 pm
so jades gone
dont know if shes dead or not but shes not anywhere in the tower and all of her stuff is gone
yeah not sure what to make of it
i should go wash some windows now
 
 
 
12 September 2011 @ 12:50 pm
[ The feed switches on to a freshly bathed and groomed Jade, who looks much better than she had previously. Her hair's brushed and washed, and her face is less sunburned. ]

Um...hi.

[ A smile, and she steps back from the camera enough so that everyone can see what she's wearing. ]

Kanaya made me new dresses. They're really pretty.

[ It's blue, with long princess sleeves that might look silly on another girl but look perfect on Jade. The bandages still cover her hands, however. With form-fitting clothing it's easy to tell that she's still malnourished; her body looks too fragile and small for a thirteen year old girl. ]

I wanted to know whose idea the ice cream was. And if anyone wanted to try mixing the ice creams together with me?

[ The collar might be affecting her positively! She seems a lot happier than normal. ]

It'll be fun, I promise. If you want to, you should let me know and meet me in the cafeteria.
 
 
 
06 September 2011 @ 01:12 pm
text  
first off.
important question.
whats with these optional clothes provided.
like jesus dick suddenly its the 80s and everyone has the dumbest ideas about the future.
forget the spaceships forged from rigs still running windows 95.
shit is straight up lifted outta a jem video.
bret michaels approaches his band with an idea for their next mv.
hint were rocking the space theme.
cmon dudes gather up the gaudy skintight monochrome horseshit and lets do this.
btw roomies wheres the beer bong.
 
 
02 September 2011 @ 10:13 pm
H3H3H3H3
D4V3SPR1T3 1S TH1S YOU?
>;]

 
 
 
22 August 2011 @ 03:27 pm
DING DING, GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS????????
IT'S TIME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PAY ATTENTION, 8ECAUSE I NEED SOME ANSWERS HERE.
YES, WEIRD TIMELINE ROSE HUMAN, I SAW YOUR POST FROM EARLIER.
NO, I DIDN'T COMMENT ON IT.
I WAS KIND OF 8USY DOING THAT WHOLE "NOT DYING" THING, YOU KNOW?
SO DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY, I GUESS.
NOT THAT I REALLY GIVE A FUCK.
8UT AS I WAS SAYING, I NEED TO GET A FEW FUCKING THINGS SORTED OUT.
FOR EXAMPLE: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK IS UP WITH THAT FOURTH FLOOR????????
FOLLOW-UP QUESTION, SINCE I'M PRETTY FUCKING CONVINCED THIS WHOLE OPER8ION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SAVING US OR WHATEVER.
ASIDE FROM THE INFLUX OF SOUL DRINKING NOOKSUCKERS TRYING TO PRETEND THEY'RE MY FRIENDS, WHAT ELSE SHOULD I 8E EXPECTING HERE?
THIS CAN'T 8E THE FIRST TIME SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPENED IN TOWER WONDERFUCK.
 
 
21 August 2011 @ 11:00 am
Ith it working yet?

How am I thuppothed to know? Thith ithn't like the thuff we worked with before.

Thith ith thtupid.

...You didn't have to thay that.

But you were thinking it and that'th really all that matterth.

[ there's a little bit of a pause. then followed by a 'hehehe' ]

Okay, okay. Move over and I'll help.

[ in the next second or two, there comes the sound of shuffling. then... pop! the screen turns on and is completely covered in red, since Pollux is currently giving the camera a close up. as Pollux pulls away, Castor can be seen right behind him. two two regard each other in silence before Pollux twitches a grin and Castor frowns. ]

You can thtop gloating any time now.
 
 
21 August 2011 @ 06:37 am
[Stephanie Brown had laid low on her first day in the tower. She avoided people, ate her oatmeal alone, and observed.

But now it was day two, and Stephanie had a lot of questions.

Questions she would rather like answered.

She put on her civvies, and decided to ask her questions, starting with an easy one. Or at least, she hoped it was easy.]


Sooooooo did anyone else get one of these, or am I just special?

[she waves a red brick back and forth across the screen]
 
 
If someone happened to be interested in another.




And they wanted to pursue a relationship of sorts.






....How do they go about it?