[♏ 01] aurochsGore began trolling theNetwork

[aurochsgore]

AG: Sso I guessss thiss place issn't the Veil or anything like that, huh?
AG: Thiss note iss sort of vague. Doess it mean Alternia hass been desstroyed or that the meteor hass? Becausse the firsst one I already knew about.
AG: If it meanss the ssecond one hass too... Did everybody from my ssessssion make it here ssafely??
AG: I guessss this putss my planss on halt, though it could alsso mean that the Demon iss gone too? That would be kinda great and really convenient!! It'd be nice if I didn't have to get sstabbed after all.
AG: Maybe I had ssome of Tavross'ss luck?
AG: Anyway, all of that doessn't matter much right now, I ssupposse. I jusst really want to make ssure that my friendss are alright too.
AG: Honesstly, I'm not even ssure if anybody elsse is here, but I ssaw ssome other namess on the placard outsside the room I woke up in, sso that'ss gotta mean ssomething, right??
AG: I really hope ssomebody iss here, because it would really ssuck to be by yoursself in a huge tower with nothing to do! I guessss I could jusst go back to sshoveling hoofbeasst sshit or ssome other animal sshit on one of thosse floorss I checked out.
AG: But it would sstill really SSUCK even if thosse were the breakss, and that would mean that I'm a dumbassss who keepss talking to hersself. But alsso a dumbassss who issn't embarrassssing hersself if there are people around.
AG: Ughhhh, anyway!!
AG: If anybody iss here, esspecially if it iss ssomeone I know, but it'ss OK even if I don't know you, pleasse jusst messssage me back.
AG: Hopefully there iss ssomebody here that knowss more about thiss place than I do, that hass maybe been here longer? }:)
AG: Thankss in advance!!

Comments

SO IT BEGINS

[knightime]

so does that mean we can share underwear?
legit serious question here

WE HAVE CROSSED THE POINT OF NO RETURN

[reddeadvirtuoso]

its basically the same underwear in the end
so yes

[aurochsgore]

[reddeadvirtuoso]

hey dont judge
this is an honored human bonding tradition
when you meet your timeclone its customary to exchange undergarments
duh

[aurochsgore]

But we aren't humanss sso I don't know why we would participate in a human tradition like that?
Alsso it jusst ssoundss really weird.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

cultural exchange of course!
come on broaden your horizons
learn more about your fellow meatbag

[aurochsgore]

Exchanging underwear ssoundss grossss and alsso I don't have an alternate me to sswitch with, that I know of?
Not that I would even if I did!! Becausse it'ss sstill grossss.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

you might have one
lurking in the shadows
waiting
to strike
at your underwear

[aurochsgore]

Uhh... I really don't think any iteration of me would want to ssteal underwear!
Alsso why would they lurk insstead of ssaying hello? It'ss probably not every day that you get to meet yoursself.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

some people arent as crazy meeting themselves from an altverse :|
so theyre like whoah i dont want fuck to do with that
thats not me
who the fuck are you who the fuck are this
frankly i think its hysterical
like a game of how many of this one asshole can we get in one place
theres already like two other red strider kids running around here that i know of its awesome

[aurochsgore]

Really?? I think it'ss cool being able to meet yoursself that'ss different.
You can compare and sstuff. Ssee if you got better at certain thingss in other iterationss. Maybe that'ss jusst me though!
I guessss it could be really intimidating, but I don't think it'ss bad.

[reddeadvirtuoso]

nah i can dig that
getting to meet yourself like what if you grew up in a totally different place or decided to turn left one monday two years ago instead turning right
the whole butterfly effect au theory's pretty rad

[oh god nerd alert]

some peoplell probably piss their pants and go highlander though
there can only be one

[aurochsgore]

Butterfly effect? What'ss that? }:O Iss it a human concept?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

yep!
its the freaky old scifi concept that if a butterfly flaps its wings in the northen hemisphere itll cause this bigass tornado in some poor country in the southern hemisphere
like this butterfly's just chillin flappin its little butterfly wings not a care in the world and somewhere else its like holy shit the wind
what the fuck
batten the hatches some fucking butterfly is doing its butterfly things :|
fiction writers that wanna sound like theyre doing pseudo science always use it in stupid time shenanigans
where you go back in the past and change one little thing like accidentally squishing a butterfly
then you get back to the present and everythings covered in chrome and humans are crawling on all fours and dogs dont have tails
something like that :O

[aurochsgore]

Oh, I ssee. That ssoundss really interessting!
If not a little sspooky and sscary.
Aren't there a lot of butterfliess? Doessn't that mean there would be lotss of tornadoess? It doessn't ssound very ssafe for your world, honesstly!
But I guessss that'ss why it'ss a theory?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

yeah its not a strict thing like
not every butterflys gonna cause a tornado or else im pretty sure wed all be dead from something other than meteors
its just like
the concept of it?
little changes making shit into a big deal
stuff like that B)

[aurochsgore]

That makess ssense. I don't know if we had anything like that on Alternia.

LOSING CONTROL OF MY LIFE

[knightime]

were making this happen
theres no way were not making this happen
gotta go all ten yards
no looking back
time to face the music
ITS HAPPENING

THERE WAS NEVER CONTROL TO BEGIN WITH

[reddeadvirtuoso]

hell fucking yes
were doing this
anytime any place
behold the great strider under singularity >:)

EVERYTHING HOLY HAS BEEN LOST

[knightime]

they cant even handle us right now
fuck yes