Two Smuppets; Text

[plushaeusrumpified]

[So Bro's been off in the wasteland of his old world for over a month now. It's safe to say that he's not happy right now. Not happy at all. Also he's tired as balls because how the fuck do you sleep there? It's almost impossible. For one there's no pillow. For two... it's a fucking wasteland.]

well that was fuckin depressing.
but now im back.
woo fucking hoo lets get the party started.
whatd i miss.
its not exactly easy keeping up with shit when shit dont exist wherever the hell i was.
411 plz kthnx bai.

dave i know youre probably off being the independent adult thirteen year old and keeping secrets and all that hot shit but.
id really fucking appreciate it if youd take a minute from your busy schedule.
if youre available just check y/n.

dirk you still around?

yknow i think another roll call is in order.
everybody just get the fuck in here so i know whos still around.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

oh well damn if hes the high pastor then bitch you just met the fuckin pope.

[thereisnopie]

that right?
damn, i should be all kinds of fuckin honored.

[plushaeusrumpified]

yeah i practically gave birth to the kid of course hed get it from me.
youre like looking at god here.
whered you think he gets it from.
only the fucking best.

[thereisnopie]

show me.

cries just pretend he's actually good?!

[plushaeusrumpified]

listen here fucker i said im the pope.
i can lay down some rhymes that are fuckin dope.
so watch what you say.
cuz ill rap you to hell and back before you can even pray.

l o l

[thereisnopie]

haha yeeeaaah.

shit let's pry that curtain open.
motherfucker i ain't here to tease.
been hap-less, rap-less, happy-less so long
i'm shaking to my very knees.