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≈ first breeze! (text)

wow, oookay.
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!

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...wow i might have to ask for that story later, it sounds pretty much amazing.

yeah!! your story is totally super-famous where i'm from.
i played a video game that basically goes through your entire life.
well, there's a couple of different ones, but ocarina of time was always my favorite. nintendo sixty-four, hell yes.

... Cojiro is easily spooked, unfortunately.
However
... I... am afraid I am a bit behind on the things you people call "technology". Operating these terminals took much work. I still do not fully comprehend the "smiles" I have heard about, only some of them.
I had no idea anyone chronicled my life... I think most would find the slower parts to be uninspiring.
I am simply one... person.
Zelda's tale would be far more interesting.

[ La la la la la not getting into the other Things. ]

heheheh.
pfft, no problem. the terminal-thingies are sort of hard to work anyway.
wow are you kidding?? i loved ocarina of time.
water temple was a tedious pain in my butt, and shadow ganon can go suck a rotten corn dog, but it's totally an awesome story! adventure, and heroism, and good versus evil, and a really annoying fairy guide and a creepy owl.

Thank you?

... Navi can be bit insistent, but she means well, truly.
I believe the same could be said for Kaepora Gaebora; when I left, I did not much know the outside world, after all.
I... have been reminded of the water temple far too often lately, given that my my dark clone decided it would recreate it here...
I can only hope Ganondorf does not see fit to make more of those abominations in this Tower.

... What is the adequate smile-symbol for discontent?

you're totally welcome.

oh i'm sure she does. i just really wished throughout the game that she had a mute button.
that's fair. he's just sort of spooky.
oh, not cool.

...heheheh. probably ":\".

Oh! It is a sideways frown!
I see it now! I will try it!
He is in my room with me, and I wish he was not in this Tower at all. :\
You should be careful, he is still very dangerous and has the Triforce of Power with him...

... I miss my partner. Navi was very kind, even if she worried over me too much.

... Truthfully, as I have been here for some time, I have gotten more used to not using Navi as my communicator, but she spoke for me.
I never... was very good with talking, or people...
I am always surprised when you people seem to know my quest.
What... what all do you know? :o
(That was a curious face. I saw someone else use it once.)

yep!
whoa your shadow is?? as in, dark link, the crazy guy you fight in the water temple as the mini-boss that was totally harder to kill than morpha??

aw, i'm sorry.

yeah, i can see that.
people are kind of hard, though! so i totally get that.
i mean sometimes you do something nice for a person and you just get a nasty attitude back, or you don't do anything at all and you still get a nasty attitude.
it's kind of discouraging!
heheheh, i see!
well, i played all through the game rendition of it! the original and master quest, which was a later version released that basically had a hard-mode.
so i know that you grew up in the kokiri forest but you're actually-- wait.
i don't know how much i should tell you!!
what if i like... foretell your future or something and change the outcome of it??

... Worse.
The King of Evil and I are situated in the same living space as some kind of cruel joke. It is maddening.

... People are not easy, but I have been told I am getting better.
Writing is easier than talking.
It is a bit odd to hear someone talk about your life as though it is out of a book, though... I never really thought I was that interesting. :o

[ There's a pause in the text for a bit for the next reply-- ]

John, if that is the case, I am already... what is the word I have heard people use?
"Spoiled", I think?
... Yes, I think that is it. I am already "spoiled" for it.
I know what will happen hundreds of years in the future.
It just gives me more incentive when I get back to Hyrule to make sure that I return to Zelda's timeline in some form.

[ ... And maybe another pause still as Link figures out what to say next. It takes a minute or so. ]

And I believe I have even met my ancestor, and other heroes, other Links.
They are really all very different. Sky told me about a Gate of Time, so it is not impossible...
I think my future... is up to me. :)

what the crap you live with ganondorf????
not cool, man. not cool at all.

well, good! sometimes people are hard, but...
most of us are pretty cool, i think!

man, i dunno.
i definitely don't wanna change anything in your future or whatever.
that's like the hugest no-no.
i mean, i've seen back to the future like eighty times.
i know this stuff.

oh man that's pretty cool.
wait, so there's more than one link here?

Timelines are something I actually understand quite well, John.
You need not worry as much as you think.
But if you really wish to be careful about things I am already aware of, then I suppose that is your choice.
Yes, there is more than one of us here, though a few have also come and gone.
There are others of us aside from Farore's Chosen, of course; the Princess is here, as is her descendent, Tetra.

timelines are just really serious business in this game me and my friends are playing, so i don't want to mess them up for anybody else.

tetra?? you mean the one that's little and looks like a pirate?
~~from wind waker!~~

I am aware.
I know Dave Strider, as well as a few other Heroes of Time from your 'game'.
It sounds quite a difficult thing to deal with.
Being here is not much easier, but you will find plenty of people willing to help you, John.

And yes, that is her.
If you ever need help, do not hesitate to ask.

Edited 2012-09-17 03:27 (UTC)

oh, awesome!
yeah dave is my best friend.
has been since forever.
sburb is not a fun thing to go through, but we're surviving.
and we're totally gonna win it and kick butt and it's gonna be awesome.
i owe a bit of personal stabbing to jack, anyway.

I sincerely hope you succeed, John.
You all seem to really deserve it, every player.
The trolls, too.
You have all been through so much...

... Oh, if you happen to need clothing, I can sew as well, among other things.
There have been times those running this place have not given new arrivals adequate clothing.
So if you need anything such as that, I would be happy to help.

heh, thanks.
it's pretty neat to get a vote of confidence from you, to be honest.
i think the trolls have been through worse, really. i mean their whole lifestyle is kind of harsh.
but i think i'm kind of the optimist of the group, so.

i've got some stuff in my trunk, but i'll keep that in mind.
it's gonna get pretty old pretty quick wearing the same three outfits, heheheh.

Adventurers such as us do not really have the luxury of many "home" comforts, so to speak.
I... think I have seen this smile used in such a situation: ;)
Is that right?

Do you have any hobbies, John?
Such as music or instruments?

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≈ first breeze! (text)

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... god i'm sorry Link is such a dork

don't be sorry it's freaking precious and john is like the happiest clam

http://i.imgur.com/NMn2q.jpg JOHN 1S TH1S YOU

PFFFT

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strikes not actually present rofl.

also permatext i guess

permatext indeed!

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