≈ first breeze! (text)

[heirterosexual]

wow, oookay.
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!

Comments

[heirterosexual]

wow you and me-lalonde are really hung up on babies.

[restitchtime]

Says the asshole who spent two-thirds of his post rambling on about genetics like a drunken scientist.

[heirterosexual]

drunken scientist is an improvement from shitty gift-giver, i think.
i'll take that.

[restitchtime]

I guess even the bottom of the barrel needs to feel good about themselves every now and then. Who am I to stop you from picking your favorite insult?

[heirterosexual]

well you're rose strider, i think.
but i dunno if that makes you anybody important.
so far i'm just seeing you as a sort of self-important jerkbutt.

[restitchtime]

And moronic comments like are are probably why you're wearing glasses. Besides being supreme ruler of all bitchy tryhards I'm also one of the few actually competent people in the tower.

But I'm sure that doesn't mean much to you. It's involve being productive, after all.

[heirterosexual]

well seeing as all you've done is explain to me that i'm moronic, i haven't really had much of a chance to be productive or proactive.
but even if i was you'd probably just say i was still moronic, 'cause i'm not you.
at least that's the impression i'm getting.

[restitchtime]

Hey, nobody said that the welcome wagon was all sunshine and rainbows. I prefer to get the browbeating out of the way upfront so I don't have to suffer through any more inane network bullshit.

[heirterosexual]

well then maybe i'll have to post more inane network bullshit just to spite you.
what then?

[restitchtime]

Then I probably break your hands. There's enough crap to wade through on this fucking piece of shit without assholes like you deliberately adding to the pile.

[heirterosexual]

well too bad.
since i imagine most of what i post is gonna be inane by your standards i guess you're just gonna have to deal with it.

[restitchtime]

You understand that our ideas of what 'dealing with it' entails are vastly different, right?

[heirterosexual]

probably.
isn't it just easier to ignore stuff?
i mean with as easily annoyed by things as you seem to be, it seems like an awful lot to put on your plate to get rid of it all.

[restitchtime]

I don't know if you've noticed (or will ever notice) but this place is kind of a hateful clusterfuck hellbent on breaking everyone's spirits into little pieces. Surprisingly I'd like to do something about that! Which means I need to be able to figure out who's useful around here.

Unfortunately that means I need to at least try and keep people from clogging up the best way to keep track of people with verbal diarrhea. It's not that much effort on my part anyway.

[heirterosexual]

okay, that's actually a really completely legitimate reason.
you're probably never gonna think i'm useful just because i'm optimistic and i talk a lot, but i guess i'll try to keep the rambling that isn't factual and stuff to a minimum.

[restitchtime]

Yeah, I do shit for good reasons. What a novel fucking concept.

Actually I don't think you're useful because you're an oblivious and overtrusting liability, but congratulations on managing to not be a total douchebag.

[heirterosexual]

[...Yeah, sorry Rose he's just gonna kind of. Move away from the terminal because there is just no pleasing you. Sigh.]

[restitchtime]

[yeeeeeeeeeeeeah, another victory for Red Rose brand antagonism. she feels very pleased with herself, which is a nice change from the scummy feelings she's had since the shadow fight.]