Zombies are fun if you know how to play with them! And I am typing, not talking, but if you insist.
My allies and I had just teleported away from a Soviet cosmodrome, and we found ourselves locked in a very small, very dark room. We were safe from the zombies in there (which is sad, as I did not get to see any of them die), but it was at the cost of being stuck in close quarters with those three morons. One of them was vomiting the entire time.
Oh, and at one point, I thought I had found a lever.
It was not a lever.
[He'll let the implications of that sink in for a minute.]
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My allies and I had just teleported away from a Soviet cosmodrome, and we found ourselves locked in a very small, very dark room. We were safe from the zombies in there (which is sad, as I did not get to see any of them die), but it was at the cost of being stuck in close quarters with those three morons. One of them was vomiting the entire time.
Oh, and at one point, I thought I had found a lever.
It was not a lever.
[He'll let the implications of that sink in for a minute.]