[Everything about this conversation is going well UNTIL the second half. It doesn't hit him at first how that could be taken in poor taste. Gaping at the screen like a fluffy fish out of water. Cursor just blinking, and mocking, and his head is slowly leaning but he's GOING to correct himself DON'T YOU WORRY FAIR MAIDEN.]

No no. Nooo. I didn't mean it like that I promise. See, I like to watch shows on tv... Play video games? I'm so sorry. I mean, I'm a friendly guy and all and I'm sure you're lovely but I wasn't trying to hit on you. [Yet. Hey, he doesn't know man.]