That's terrible...why would someone do that to them? [[And then that last part registers.]]

Wait, we won? Yes! I knew we could do it! How did we do it? Did we come up with cool new hissatsu? And were they our new friends? I hope so, because it sounds like they could use some!

[[...and then the last part registers.]]

Wait...if we're not here because we lost, why are we here?