[Karkat looks as deadpan as ever -- the disheveled look about him makes it even worse. He casually swipes a book from the pile, opens it to scan a few lines, and promptly tosses it on the table behind him when he realizes its not a romance novel.]
Seriously, what's your problem? This isn't exactly a perfect time for innane hoofbeast shit.
[ACTIONSPAM, FUCK THE POLICE]
Seriously, what's your problem? This isn't exactly a perfect time for innane hoofbeast shit.