[He grabbed the shades with an excited bounce, slipping them on to his head and looking around. It was like being in the shade! Except, without the temperature shift.]

Holy motherfuck, you ain't gotta all be to lending me the shady dudes! You're always to be having these motherfuckers on...

[He flopped down in the grass next to Eridan, turning to the side and wrapping his long arms around the boy's torso in another one of their now-customary-awkward-hugs-hello, squeezing just a little for effect.]

You all sure it be okay for me to get my wear all on of them what's on my motherfucking face like now?