[The snort had sent the thing flying off of Eridan's face. Not cool. Gamzee picked it up and held it in front of his own face, making sure it wasn't hurt before returning it to its proper nose again.]

Ain't sure if I was all to be saying in you what's once motherfucking before, but I'm to be havin' sweeps of fuckin' patience all up in me, brother! Sometimes seein' all them miracles ain't to all get at happening in a motherfucking instant, you feel me, bro?

[He tilted his head lazily, waxing stupid-poetic and good God, why did Eridan put up with this. Actually, it was probably because Gamzee was perched on his stomach, giving him no other option.]