[He's friendly because he's an idiot, okay. Doesn't get much simpler or dumber than that. And God forbid someone wants to be your friend, Eridan!]

Gonna get this motherfucker all patched the fuck up good as what's a brand new miracle clonebro all ever was to be!

[He flashed some teeth in a grin, grabbing the alpha by the elbow.]

Whuh, uhh... wait...

[Nevermind, he let the alpha go. Wait, he thought that was the alpha. Which one was hurt, again? THEY LOOK THE SAME OKAY NEVERMIND ONE IS BLEEDING HE'S TOO UNOBSERVANT FOR THAT.]