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[006 ★ voice] backdated to yesterday

I've been thinking about what to do about the giant spider everyone's been getting eaten by lately, and I think I came up with something. I'm going to ask the admins to get rid of it in the suggestion box. They keep saying they want to help us, so they should put their money where their mouth is.

To anyone that was wondering what it is, someone posted saying it was a lusus? Which is like a big animal thing that acts as a guardian for a troll. Not that that explains why it was eating people, which brings me around to--

Okay, I hardly know you, but Vriska Serket, what the heck where you thinking?! If it's your lusus, you can't exactly have missed what was going on! How could you just let it eat people? I don't care if they came back, it still ate them.

Are all of you that got attacked okay?

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Why are you mad at the big spider? It's only trying to help! That's not very nice of you. (u_u)

Killing people is not helping! Did you miss that memo? The nice train has left the station.

It's not killing people, silly! It's trying to help us all reach Buddhahood and eternal enlightenment! ( °٢° )

You know, I'm not an expert on this, but I'm pretty sure all the rest of the Buddhists would throw it out of the religion on sheer principle.

If you're not an expert, how can you be sure of something? ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)

Let's call it my gut instinct that viciously devouring and injuring people is wrong.

Well, obviously. I thought that was called common sense. ヽ(゜Q。)ノ？

So did you leave yours somewhere? That's what this thing is doing!

There you go again, being silly. It's not doing any of those things! (◕‿◕✿)

So Bhuddahood/Bhuddists, a religion, huh?

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF RELIGION ADVOCATES MAN EATING SPIDERS.

Buddhism doesn't advocate man eating spiders, duh. The spider just happens to be a Buddhist! ー(￣～￣)ξ

That makes about as much sense as Jason suddenly learning to give a damn.

You shouldn't judge a book by its cover. ☆～（ゝ。∂）

I don't judge books. Waste of time.

Haha, you're pretty funny!
I mean, you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them well!
But even so, books are tons of fun, too.
(︶ω︶)

[He could tell he wasn't going to get anywhere with this slightly creepy kid.]

Keep thinking that.

Will do! (*≧▽≦)

I don't have time for this. Do you see the rest of this post? I'm trying to prevent more people from being killed.

You know what you need? To relax a little. You sound so stressed and unhappy! That can't be healthy, you know. (^～^)

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