[Usually he leaves the newbie-greeting to more capable people who are in pleasant moods, but...okay Rox can't help but flip video on, leaning his chin on his elbow. Part of him is exasperated, but the other is amused.]

Welcome to everyone-looks-the-same-land, where you can find all your key-related needs.

[The sass ended there, though, even if his tired expression didn't.]

If you really want to know about this place, it's gonna take a while. Sayaka might do a better job of explaining it than I would, but Goggles up there was pretty spot on if you need information quick.