13 May 2013 @ 11:40 am

[ There's a Hylian on your screen, Tower! You might recognize the blondie with elf ears, you might not--regardless, there's a smile. Though instead of speaking, there will be an accompanying text message, since Link's voice is still a little... rough. They've got a cute little tiny blue cucco in their arms that can be heard clucking on occassion, and there's a few things laid out on the Terminal table nearby. Jewelry, trinkets, to be precise. Some made of wood, some metal, some other things. They're simplistic, but fairly well-made. ]

Ah... good morning. I have a few things I would like to address... amongst what has been happening here of late. For those that are new, if I can assist you by answering what I know, I would be happy to. I am Link, it is nice to meet you. That out of the way... First of all, I would like to mention that if anyone would like music lessons or archery or sword training, I have been considering giving such, though I am not sure what exact system the others have set up for this recently, so if anyone would like to explain to me if there has been a change there, please let me know.

Second... I will be making very simple clothing and objects to wear down in the workshop if anyone would like something or has a request, as I know these things are scarce here. I am not the most skilled tailor, but I can make tunics and earrings and bracelets, as well as bows and arrows for anyone who is an archer, though if you would like to assist me in this task, I would not at all mind.

Finally, I would like to pose a small question: is there anyone here from a world where they are able to teach others magic? To be specific, I speak of healing magic; it is a skill I am certain I could learn with proper instruction, and I am finding after... last month, it would be nice to have on-hand.

[ Link will also be found on the workshop floor once they're done responding to this post, so if you'd like to go with action as a response, go right on ahead! ]
09 August 2012 @ 06:18 pm
so first
my names not dave strider lets get that out of the way immediately before i get anyone coming on here going
dave is that you???
cause its not
im jade
alternate universe bullshit
ok cool introductions out of the way
more importantly
does anyone know how to deal with a freaky darkness horrorterror possessing someone?
like i guess
does anyone know an exorcist?
or is an exorcist?
cause i got a friend here with a spooky brain tumor and we think it would be best if it went the fuck away
unfortunately i know shit all about horrorterrors and darknessy demon cult bullshit
except for what i saw in thirteen ghosts
but that movie was shit
and i dont think he wants his head doing a 360 :/
so yeah if anyone knows how to depossesify someone
thatd be great!
03 August 2012 @ 10:57 am

john lalonde i am going to KILL you.


[[Once that ominous message has been left, the young girl abandons the terminal she found on third floor of dormitories and begins her hunt. She has an ass to kick and she will find it. There's a four eyed black kitten on her heels, batting playfully at her coat tails as they walk and under her arm is a very large book of some sort. Occasionally she checks a terminal as she passes because you'd better believe she will descend upon her friend like a hawk when he replies, but beyond that she's going to head down stairs to look on the floor below. Maybe go a few more floors down if need be.

She'll care about where exactly she is later. It's probably just like SBURB anyway. Do some exploration and eventually you'll run into some helpful creatures! Surely that's how it works.]]
06 February 2012 @ 10:39 pm
[Teal text appears on the screen, but it is not accompanied by capital letters or numbers.]

I hλve λ problem!
Ψhoever is in chλrge of this tower, I'd lichen it if you could lend λn eλr.
It is λ big problem. I just don't know ΨHλT I'm going to do with this bλd little seed.
You see, this isn't λt λll where I'm supposed to be.
This L-ΣTT-ΣR is λ LI-----Σ! I think it's wreλthsonλble thλt I'm λ little bit UPS---ΣT!

How do I know it is a lie?
Because this isn't what I agreed to.
No, no, not at all.
I was working with plenty of time to spare.
You didn't save me!
Nothing could have saved us.
Well, you must already know if you've already gone and... interrupted it.

And to be honest, that's making me pretty angry.
Really angry.

I knew exactly what I was doing, and you'd dare to

[The text suddenly cuts off as if the writer has tried to gain a grip on their anger. When it returns, the tone is decidedly more cheerful.]

I hλve no interest in stλying!
So if λnyone could point their fork towλrds the exit, I'd be releλfed. :)

[It then switches to video. A young female troll is shown on the screen. Nothing out of the ordinary for those familiar with her kind.

Except, maybe, for the fact that she looks like she's splattered with a rainbow of paint. Huh. There is a strangely dreamy look on the girl's face, and she gazes at the camera in an unfocused manner, a smear of dark red on her cheek.]

I am Feferi, by the way. I almost forgot my shrubbin' manners!

translation for text )
28 January 2012 @ 05:59 pm
[New text post on the network! Might be somewhat familiar to a number of people here.]

to our ever so gracious captors
far be it from me to appear ungrateful for such a CLEARLY magnanimous offer
but i believe i will have to pass

the answer is no
now if you would be so kind as to direct me to the exit

[this is immediately followed up by his video feed being turned on for a couple of seconds. He proceeds to flip the camera the bird, doing a particularly displeased lineface. Any doubt about this being a Dave just went out the window.]
05 November 2011 @ 12:44 am
[...he'd been avoiding others for the most part since his return, much as he had before. staying to his room(not speaking to his roommates if he could help it, obviously), which had given way to seclusion in the libraries, only leaving for quick trips to sustain himself and to return to his room in the evening. but for whatever reason or another...here he was, finally announcing his presence. and he was pissed. and anger outweighs caginess, particularly with this guy.]

cut for lavender FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHIT courier, properly typed for a change )
24 September 2011 @ 07:25 pm
[ hey, there's a vaguely familiar set of courier gracing the network. it's been a while. yeah, he's still alive, the little bugger. and he is ecstatic. something be simmering in that brain of his and he will never rest until this idea is born and raised and makes its own little individual ideas. ]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
okay no not really. not even remotely. but i wasn't going to pass up that chance.
so i have a plan. there's been a severe lack of good cinematography going on here and i'm going to fix that. i mean, seriously, how many people here have even heard of a time to kill, let alone ?
yeah, i thought so. so i'm going to go right ahead and propose a movie night! and i have just the movie for everyone. no one can walk away from this movie without having their life completely changed. it is a true work of art and it will stun you silent.
we are watching con air.
all we've got to do is figure out a time and place. i've already got the movie so it's not like that's going to be an issue or anything. so who's with me?

[ that was a rhetorical question, he will find you. ]

[ ooc; he's planning on putting his extremely important trunk contents to use. yes he does have a copy of Con Air. and there will be a viewing party on Floor 14 for everyone that he plans on dragging there. at 9pm est. ]
21 September 2011 @ 10:52 am
Heeeeeeeey everyone!
I see that there's a lot of things going on here, 8ut I'm kiiiiiiiinda a little lost here.
So you know what you all should do now, right?
You should all tell me what's going on!
It's only the right thing to do, given the priority of my status over almost everything else.
Remem8er, not to keep me w8ting. 8)
20 September 2011 @ 04:52 pm

[sup tower, how's it goin'. have one (1) very very ticked off aquatic troll staring at the screen. even if you were used to seeing his species, he's a bit.. notable. mostly due to the fact that he's the kind one can instantaneously recognize as a villain-type. maybe it's the crazy collar. or the sneer revealing perfectly serrated teeth. or the deep, jagged scars running diagonally across his face.

something like that, anyway. point is, like most other arrivals, he's not exactly delighted to be here.

If someone would be so... kind as to further explain the situation I find myself in, that would be appreciated. Perhaps I'll even spare you if it seems useful enough, hm? That said, if any 'a the imperial forces are here, now would be the time to make yourself known. If not, it should already be established I have little patience for cowards or traitors.

Consider this your warning.

[yep, and it's off. no "thank you for your time" or any of that nonsense, apparently.]

(ooc: action to anyone who wants it! he'll be wondering about the second floor. a warning, though: chances are, he's going to be out for blood.)
19 September 2011 @ 11:34 am
[The terminal comes on to video of tattooed hands flickering over it and then a form in spiky armor pacing irritably in front of it.]

Two weeks and I have found no exit. Only stairs, magic, and demons. Or creatures that might as well be.

[He stops pacing and finally leans over the computer to bring his face into focus. From his voice, it shouldn't be much of a surprise that he looks distinctly displeased.]

So I resort to this "technology."

Who knows how to remove these collars?
12 September 2011 @ 12:50 pm
[ The feed switches on to a freshly bathed and groomed Jade, who looks much better than she had previously. Her hair's brushed and washed, and her face is less sunburned. ]


[ A smile, and she steps back from the camera enough so that everyone can see what she's wearing. ]

Kanaya made me new dresses. They're really pretty.

[ It's blue, with long princess sleeves that might look silly on another girl but look perfect on Jade. The bandages still cover her hands, however. With form-fitting clothing it's easy to tell that she's still malnourished; her body looks too fragile and small for a thirteen year old girl. ]

I wanted to know whose idea the ice cream was. And if anyone wanted to try mixing the ice creams together with me?

[ The collar might be affecting her positively! She seems a lot happier than normal. ]

It'll be fun, I promise. If you want to, you should let me know and meet me in the cafeteria.
06 September 2011 @ 01:12 pm
first off.
important question.
whats with these optional clothes provided.
like jesus dick suddenly its the 80s and everyone has the dumbest ideas about the future.
forget the spaceships forged from rigs still running windows 95.
shit is straight up lifted outta a jem video.
bret michaels approaches his band with an idea for their next mv.
hint were rocking the space theme.
cmon dudes gather up the gaudy skintight monochrome horseshit and lets do this.
btw roomies wheres the beer bong.
30 August 2011 @ 07:38 am

My name is Minato. Some of us may have already met, but I'd like to clarify a few things, just in case. Please bear with me, I know this might be a lot to read, but all of it is very important. If you don't want to read the long version, then you can skip past here.

The first thing is that Rose-san and I are currently working on compiling information to put together a sort of "go-to" guide for the Tower itself that can be accessed by anyone, new and old, so that they won't need to worry about constantly explaining things, or anyone always asking questions. If at all possible, I'd like to know about everyone's worlds, themselves, and anything that might stand out about your world since we've noticed that quite a few doubles of the same people exist here, but from different versions of the same place. Of course, you don't have to share if you don't feel like it, that would also be fine.

NOT an IC cut, cut for tl;dr Moenato info dump. )

In short: I'd like to ask everyone about their worlds and their experiences in the Tower prior to July 12th, even though I know it's already been done once or twice, and I would like to mention that my Evoker isn't a gun; it's for summoning, and it's harmless.

If you have any questions regarding what I've mentioned, I wouldn't mind answering them--I can also demonstrate if you'd like. I'm in the Library. Likewise, I would like to hear everyone who would be willing to talk to me on any of the topics I mentioned. I would appreciate it very much. Thank you.

[ ooc: feel free to respond in text, video, or voice, but I'd like to make a note that he's using the 'default' Courier black without bolding for the text in his post, I've simply not coded it due to the length of this post to make it smaller. o/ ]
25 August 2011 @ 03:08 am


[He woke up to an empty room earlier, so the first thing he did was meander his ass down to the library terminal. Forever attached to the computer. He flicks on the video, looking like he'd been emotionally assaulted by a truck. Living for weeks in a place where all of your friends are dead will do that to you.

Despite the obvious red stains on his cheeks, he tries to keep his usual ornery face on.]

The Veil is a fucking ghost rock, guys. Someone please tell me I wasn't the only one sent back to their world like this? This is like the epitome of epic mindfuck torture.
14 August 2011 @ 09:58 pm
 Since a number of my associates and familiars seem to have arrived as of late, I am going to take this time to preemptively save us from the task of repeating ourselves as to where everyone is and why certain people/trolls do not remember certain events numerous times. I suppose anyone new can appreciate and make use of this, as well.

not an ic cut, cut for long winded lalonde descriptions )

If you are ever in need of assistance, please ask for Rose Lalonde. If you have any further questions on something I have not covered, you are welcome to ask here.
03 August 2011 @ 07:44 am
[The video turns on at first to show a kid that...well, he looks a lot like Dave Strider, except not. No shades, lighter skin, lighter hair, purple eyes...hell, he looks just as much like Rose Lalonde. He looks angry, unamused, and very, very tired. With a very new side dose of slight surprise at realizing the video had already begun recording.]

Ugh, I knew that I should have just gone with text...

[Said quietly, mostly to himself. More like a more erudite, non-Texan Dave. With an echo? Huh. Must just be the mic. Yeah, sure. He cuts the feed, shortly followed by this message.]

Cut for purple pretentious prickish courier! )
31 May 2011 @ 09:48 pm
Ignore. ♥
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