08 July 2013 @ 01:26 pm
alright, you chuckleheads.
you're all obviously very bored, and since you're incapable of coming up with entertainment that isn't pants-on-head retarded, I'm here to help you out.
I know, I know, I'm very generous.
so, here's what we're going to do:

reply to this post anonymously and say whatever the hell you want.

seriously, that's it.
blubber about how mean the admins are, talk shit about people you want to punch in the face, whatever.
trust me, you'll feel better after.

[ ooc: The most IC of IC anonmemes! Just indicate whether something is anon or not in your comment header. Shinji will put up a couple of example thread headers, but feel free to have characters make their own. Some of Shinji's replies might come from [personal profile] gamechamp. ]
07 July 2013 @ 05:26 pm
[The feed cuts on to a frantic-looking Nazi who's struggling to smile.]

Look. No, okay, look, ja? [He holds his hands up to the camera in a "calm down" motion.] There are three posts about that silly collar thing. Talk in those. Let us do something else now, okay?

[He lifts up a book.]

We are going to read some stories, then we may discuss them. That is fun und unrelated, right? Here, I will begin.

[He clears his throat.]

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...'
07 July 2013 @ 02:40 pm
I can't help but notice a handful of people actually following along with that little collar-based rebellion only just mentioned on this very network.

You're all idiots. Allow me to outline the problems with this ill-conceived notion.

class is now in session )

In summary? All of you engaging in this little collar boycott are either ill-informed, stupid, or both. I would advise those of you with intellect or common fucking sense to dissuade those showing interest in this. I think I've covered the most urgent and pressing points. If there are any questions, comments, or smart remarks of 'what the hell do you know', please leave them here or in the mailbox of Lord El-Melloi II. I'm not hard to find.
27 June 2013 @ 11:43 am
Im sorry. Ihurt alot of people
alot a whole bunch
adn Im really sorry
Really really
09 June 2013 @ 12:24 am
i'm not dead.
so what's up with everyone?
the atmosphere is heavier than usual.
i for one took a fantastic vacation.
destruction all around me.
sorry i didn't get anyone a postcard.

oh hey.
other me.
i hope you got my mail.
21 April 2013 @ 10:00 am
Lmfao so
I have a question guys.
Okay howe mamy of these magratitas can you drink befor eyou purobalby need to top?
I think I may haev fond that point.
I cant' relly tell tho. I bet I could drink another.
My mom could alwasys drink swalot.
But I uh
don't think I'm near the bar anmyore.
I went down a few flores.
While I was seaking out somwhere to sit down.
I just wandred around.
Oh well.
I'm sure there's no reasdon to woryr.
You know what they say.
Kakuna ratata!
Wait shit worng keys
Ere, There*

[[For those are wandering around the tower today or who may be seeking the girl out, she can be found hovering around floors nineteen and twenty. Apparently whatever wandering she did is over as she seems pretty happy with the floors she's on now.]]
06 April 2013 @ 09:44 pm
[Gilbert is at the terminal again, a nutrition bar in his hand. A stack of them can be seen in front of him. He begins to practically shout into the screen, gesticulating angrily.]

Hey, everybody! Gilbert here, and I am PISSED! We've got these stupid bars again! And the restaurant is CLOSED! Definitely, surely, one-hundred-per-cent CLOSED! I checked around the area, in the area, around the area some more, and NOTHING! Maybe we should FORCE the restaurant open somehow! Like, I don't know, we could get in there somehow and maybe raid their ingredients... they've got to still have ingredients.

[An incredibly huffy sigh.] I have to eat bunches of these things before I feel full... [He reluctantly takes a giant bite out of the nutrition bar in his hand.] I've had a nutrition bar month before, but I'd still like to ask you guys: how do YOU survive the Nutrition Bar Lifestyle?
03 April 2013 @ 09:28 pm
[Say hello to John Egbert. Say hello to John Egbert's angry texts.]

all questions aside about what the hell is going on here.
who broke my hammer?
because that is just messed up.

[He sends another out a few moments later.]

who is even seeing this?
hi i'm john.
to anyone out there.
03 April 2013 @ 12:51 am
Sickness and a month of Jason. Lovely. I would say I plan to file a complaint, but we all know how much good that would do.

Instead, a question to old and new residents alike.

"Is getting attached to anyone here worth it?"

Though perhaps "Do you feel such a foolish endeavor is worth the resulting pain when you're left behind?" would be a better phrasing. Regardless- your thoughts?

[Not that she really cares, of course- she just wants to verbally punch optimism in the face if it's presented.]
31 March 2013 @ 11:59 pm
Is this some kind of joke?

[Why, hello everyone. Today on the screen is the very familiar Kidou Yuuto. Some of you may know him personally, some may have heard about him from a certain chainsaw-wielding girl. Either way, it seems like he's back from his vacation, and from the cold, almost venomous sound of his voice, he is none too happy to be back.]

I realize today is April Fool's day, but this is going too far. Dumping water on someone is one thing but messing with their personal items is not funny.

[And then he finally lifts the ruined item in question to show everyone what happened. What he has is an old soccer magazine. It looks as if it had been soaked in water for a week and then left untouched for three more. Which is.... exactly what happened. The cover is warped and it looks like there is mold growing on it....

Remember the flood earlier that month? Well, Kidou wasn't there for that, so of course he thinks someone decided to do this themselves. And judging by how visibly angry he was, (his face is literally red with anger), it's something that means a lot to him. Someone is going to pay for this.]

I have had an absolutely terrible time during February and the last month that I have been gone, and this is what I come back to?! I'm sorry, but did I do something to anger one of you? Is this why you decided to vandalize my things?!

[His voice raised to a sharp yell, and he takes a deep breath to calm down before he ended up screaming....]

Whoever did this had better be honest and confess. Because if not, I'm going to personally seek you out and teach you about ruining other people's belongings. [He's trying to sound very threatening but there really isn't anything scary about some kid with dookie dreads.]
12 March 2013 @ 06:34 pm
If this is the endgame, I have to say I'm pretty disappointed!
Not a8out the world 8eing destroyed or whatever. That was already o8vious from the 8eginning.
So the universe is gone, 8ig deal. The way I see it there are 8igger problems! Much 8igger!
First of all, there must 8e a mistake. My stylish noose should 8e 8lue, don't you think?
This shitty hue would 8e gr8 on some finfaced douche8ag I 8et.
8ut it's soooooooo not my color.
Secondly! This sad excuse for a meal is disgusting and I can't find the gru8 sauce.
I think I might die if I have to eat this crap plain! And no one wants to see that right?
Of course not! Soooooooo........
SOS gru8 sauce needed ASAP!
01 March 2013 @ 12:33 pm
[John isn't typically one for waking up early in the morning, but with as much as he needs to do today he needs as early a start as he can get. His first stop is the mail room, where he sets about putting the following note into the mailbox for every tower resident. Because this seems like a much safer option than the network.]

[Once all the letters have been delivered and breakfast devoured, he heads to the library to take care of TDL item number 2: finding a fighting mentor.]

cut for bright blue courier )

((ooc: For those who don't know, John managed to get a video recording of the soul extraction process during the Something Unexpected event. And like hell is he not going to share it after all that. I really didn't want to copypasta the same note onto a billion mailbox posts so I figured this would be easier. I'll be tossing up a log to actually thread out the tape showings either later on today or tomorrow. If you want your character to run into him in the mailroom on this post though, that's a-ok with me.))
28 February 2013 @ 03:08 pm
Hey so can somebody tell me what's going on and make it make sense?

Also any way to get cigarettes here, ran out a long time ago and it fucking sucks.
07 February 2013 @ 04:17 pm
Dr. Mouse here. You may not know me, but I am certainly coming to know all of you. And I'm observing a lot of tension in the air as of recently. Recently being within the past twenty four hours.

Oh goodness.

Now, from all I'm gathering this is over some simple information gathering from your fellow tower goers, correct? Perhaps you should explain it to me a little better if not. I promise I'm a very patient person and am willing to listen as long as needed until I understand your situation. But if I am correct, is it really the surveys that are causing your aggravation? Are these simple questions that you are in no way forced to answer truly your problem? Or are you merely using them and the persons posing the questionnaires as an outlet for your anger?

How do you really feel, my little mice?
[When the video turns on, it flickers to show Jin standing in front of the computer, bringing his hand down to stab something into the table in front of the computer terminal for the webcam to see. When he moves his hand, it's revealed to be a bloodied scalpel-- the blood's dried by now, but a savvy observer could tell that the blood hasn't been there for that long. In fact, it looks relatively fresh.

This is probably why Jin is looking so pissed off into the video viewer, the crack in the corner of his glasses widening since the last time anyone saw him.]

I'm not surprised that you bastards have such a shitty sense of humor. [For anyone that knew Jin, he was being...surprisingly, calm for how absolutely seething he was.]

I haven't even done anything in the last month. But if you're gonna keep rubbing this in my face--

[And here he reaches forward to pull the scalpel back out of where it was stuck as the video feed glitches slightly.] --Then I'm gonna make sure this "present" counts. Just you wait.

[He tightens his grip on the knife, and looks like he's about to stab it into the monitor like the rampant vandalism he committed the first day he came here-- but surprisingly makes a better judgment, and just turns the feed off.

He's got a scalpel with your name on it, Jason.]
17 December 2012 @ 04:42 pm
[A few people had already told him that they couldn't hear the music that's been plaguing John for about a week now, but that doesn't mean that there aren't other people hearing it, right? And after seeing someone else ask about their own head problems, John figures it's worth an ask. Especially since it's gotten so loud it's hard to hear anything else, and the addition of voices only makes the whole thing worse.]

please tell me that somebody else can hear the music.
and the screaming voices. though somebody else already asked about that so i am more concerned with the music.

[He can just keep an eye on Axel's post to see who else is hearing voices.]

it started out faint and it was easy enough to ignore. kinda like johto's stupid bg music.
i can't block it out now.
i don't recognize the tune.
i can't hear anything other than this fucking music.

[For anyone who wants to run into him instead, John can be found either in the 3rd floor library, glued to a computer terminal, or wandering the lower floors with his Litwick and Dusknoir. He's no longer sick but he still doesn't look so good. He hasn't been getting the best night's sleep ever since the music picked up and he hasn't slept the past two nights in a row thanks to the screaming.]
17 December 2012 @ 01:55 am
[It started off innocent enough... but now this has gotten to be just plain weird. He hasn't heard about any symptom like his from the network or in passing lately, so he decides to address anyone who may be active.]

Anyone else hearing voices?
09 December 2012 @ 01:50 am
)(i, tower. I don't remember if I )(ad any plans to )(ang out with anyguppy, but as tempting as it is to dive into a pile of people and stay t)(ere, it's probubbly not so smart. I'm s)(ore it's just t)(e weat)(er and t)(e food getting to me, but I don't feel so w)(ale. I've never caug)(t a )(uman sickness before, so I don't know w)(at to do and w)(at not to do about it.

T)(e last time I reely got sick was when I caught t)( t)(at fis)( flu t)(at went around a w)(ile back, but t)(ere wasn't muc)( to do about t)(at otter t)(an to stay out of t)(e water because your gills just got gunked up if you stayed in t)(ere too long. Not being able to breat)(e t)(roug)( t)(ose sucks w)(en you're underwater. So maybe snuggling up wit)( otter people will )(elp? Or somefin...

Does anyguppy know if t)(e restaurant is open and w)(at t)(ey're asking for rig)(t now? Maybe eating somefin besides t)(ese stupid bars will kelp a little.

[ooc translation: 'Hi, tower. I don't remember if I had any plans to hang out with anyguppy, but as tempting as it is to dive into a pile of people and stay there, it's probubbly not so smart. I'm shore it's just the weather and the food getting to me, but I don't feel so whale. I've never caught a human sickness before, so I don't know what to do and what not to do about it.

The last time I reely got sick was when I caught that fish flu that went around a while back, but there wasn't much to do about it otter than to stay out of the water because your gills just got gunked up if you stayed in there too long. Not being able to breathe through those sucks when you're underwater. So maybe snuggling up with other people will help? Or somefin...

Does anyguppy know if the restaurant is open and what they're asking for right now? Maybe eating somefin besides these stupid bars will kelp a little.]