02 November 2012 @ 12:53 am
[So, the Halloween shenanigans got her thinking. She was strong enough to live, to steal her way through the event. She didn't die. She got her candy. All was well. But it was a certain kind of hell to be wearing a costume like the one she was stuck in that showed off all of the charred skin she tried to hide.

It would be a good time to put an end to it.

How many of you here are healers of some sort?

[A little hesitation.]

I currently have deep second-degree burns over 98% of my body from a handful of months earlier. Most if not all of them are "fresh" wounds that refuse to heal rather than scars, due to the burns themselves being invoked by my preternatural weaknesses. As you can guess from context, I currently both feel like and resemble a piece of cooked meat. If anyone is able to heal any injuries of this degree, I'd like to speak with you. A price can be arranged, if necessary.
01 November 2012 @ 11:56 pm
[ At first Aschen doesn't notice the video has been clicked on or maybe she does; either way, she's disregarded it in favor of trying to hack into the terminal for further information. Clearly she's robotic in some nature judging by the features that adorn her body, but she also looks human with flushed skin and brightly colored eyes. After a couple minutes, she turns to face the camera fully. ]

My freshly assigned captain suffers from social anxiety, so allow me to speak on his behalf.

[ There's a notable pause before she speaks again. ]

All the single ladies. [ A nod. ] Put your hands up. I need an accurate headcount before I can fully utilize a harem appropriate enough for his needs. Captain, how do you feel about girls that are lacking in certain areas and have a complex about it? Personally I find them to be a much needed comedy relief, but your mileage may vary.

[ Men are welcomed as well. Aschen's just following her orders to find them allies in this place and sees nothing wrong with this. ]
01 November 2012 @ 02:28 am
[Lucifer has found that he's begun to use the network almost solely when he's angry. Truth be told it's one of the few times it has any real appeal to him, at least in regard to using it as his own platform to speak. And after the embarrassment and insult leveled at him by the Tower this last month, he's quite fed up. He needs something to take his mind off of things.

Which brings him to what he has to say.]

I quite enjoy competition. I believe myself a competitive man. But I felt there was something lacking in the competition the tower gave us. I found it a bit impersonal. Part of competition is getting to know the people you're competing against. That's not particularly possible when so many of them have had their identities crush and assumed by something else, now is it?

I'd go so far as to say it wasn't sporting.

I wasn't very satisfied by this last competition. If anything, it served to simply arouse my thirst instead of quench it. And so I would like to propose a more personal competition. A bit of a way for me to get to know some of you better. To even find a few more who are like-minded, you could say.

I therefore propose a duel, or set of duels, to take place one week from today. I will take on any and all challengers who answer my challenge whether they come at me one at a time or in groups or all at once. The challenged may even choose where the battle takes place and, if they wish, any restrictions they wish to impose.

It's been quite a long time since I've taken some exercise. And certainly there must be some others who would be interested in a friendly bit of competition.