13 March 2013 @ 04:18 pm
... Okay, is it working? I've never used the audio function before, and I'm not good at computers, so—

[ She then coughs slightly, her voice energetic as she speaks in a loud and clear voice. It's obvious that she has something to say, and that it's important.

Or so she thinks, anyway. ]

Since everybody's been upset about the whole 'soul' thing and the 'my world might be destroyed' thing, I've been thinking that we need to celebrate and get our minds off of things! It'll be some stress reliever, that's for sure!

Anyway. If nothing happens, I'm planning on creating a new holiday, just for the whole Tower! I talked about this with Kyoko, and she said it was cool, but it wouldn't be fun if it was just the two of us celebrating it, right? That's why I'm inviting you, yeah, you, hearing this right now, to a Chocolate Day party!

If things go well, we'll probably be celebrating it next Friday, so you have a week to prepare and create anything chocolate related! That's right: we'll need chocolate decorations and chocolate related food. Man, I'd really go for a chocolate burger, you know...

And the mascot of this Chocolate Day is, of course, me, the magical, amazing, Mystic Maya! Oh, and if anyone has any complaints, just send it right over to my inbox, and I'll get to it right away! Anyway, any questions about this whole party would be really amazing, since I really want to make this the best party ever!
28 February 2013 @ 03:08 pm
Hey so can somebody tell me what's going on and make it make sense?

Also any way to get cigarettes here, ran out a long time ago and it fucking sucks.
07 February 2013 @ 07:28 pm
[See: One Riku seated at a terminal, his head propped up by one hand while the fingers of his other hand tap against the edge of the keyboard.]

Just want to give everyone a quick heads-up. If you see somebody who looks like me, just a bit younger and with a black coat, he's my Replica.

Problem is, he thinks he is me, thanks to his memories. Can't say I know all the details, but what I do know is that he thinks I'm the copy and that I somehow managed to ruin his life.

[He sighs, leaning back in his seat.]

So, I guess what I want to know is, what should I even do about that? His memories must feel real if he believes in them so strongly. I can't just push him until he accepts the truth. That'd be too coldhearted for my liking.

But at the same time, I can't just keep him in the dark. If I do, he'll probably keep trying to take me out. He's... pretty stubborn, after all.
}↠ Just out of almost idle curiosity
}↠ Is there anything to eat in this place
}↠ That is not currently over-saturated with sugar
}↠ Or the color pink
05 February 2013 @ 06:28 pm
[There's a pause before any words are spoken, Ishimaru hasn't used the recording equipment here before and he's making sure it's working properly. When he seems content, he smiles cheerfully, addressing his audience.]

Good morning! It seems most people have had a chance to explore the newly built floors. I hope you all exercised caution in doing so!

[The chipper smile on his face fades slightly.]

As well, I would like to make sure it is known that the hazardous conditions are not an excuse for rule-breaking! If I find anyone behaving poorly, on my honor as a disciplinary committee head, I will see you punished for your actions.

Notably, it seems that some of you also need a reminder that cannibalism is strictly prohibited. Those found guilty of such a thing will face severe penalties!
05 February 2013 @ 03:26 pm
[Gilbert shows up on the screen with the borderline goofiest grin ever. Seems he's about to make himself look like an idiot again.]

Hey, everybody! I was exploring the new floors, and guess what I found? The mailroom! [Gilbert, that's not a new discovery anymore.]

Anyway, you know how everyone has a mailbox there, right? Well, I asked around and I got mine! It's number 0935! I'll say it again- zero nine three five!

Why am I mentioning this? Because I want you to send me mail! That's all there is to it! Send me letters, send me packages, send me whatever you'd like!

One last time now! Zero! Nine! Three! Five! [With each number, he does the corresponding hand gestures.] I look forward to seeing what you send me!

[If you actually want to send Gilbert something, his mailbox is here.]
03 January 2013 @ 08:54 pm
 I trust everyone has recovered from their illness. In any event, I wanted to propose an idea I I share, one that originated back in the facility:

An educational system, or a school if you will. While there are lessons on fighting by others and training your body, I believe there needs to be a system to help balance the mind, and hopefully, make those not comfortable with each other slowly ease into that state. It is a flawed idea to be sure, but nothing in any world is perfect. Not even the tower moderators.

For those that wish to join, you can find me in the library or the kitchen most often, or simply reply here. Classes aren't mandatory, but are recommended. After all, there are many children here being deprived of some education.

[Would you rather have death on the mind, kids?]

And, to those I attacked while I was hallucinating under the effects of the disease: I am sorry.
23 November 2012 @ 04:57 pm
[All this language nonsense is severely lacking in Korean. Let's fix that.]

So, I have heard several languages being spoken here recently, but I can't understand anything so far... Not even what I recognize as Japanese or English! I don't know how such a thing is possible, but it seems obvious now that I'm not the only one experiencing this!

[Yeah, there was something about translators, but that shouldn't mess around with being able to understand your native tongue... right?]

Is there anybody at all out there who can understand me right now? Many people here speak an impressive number of languages! Yes, it's truly impressive...! Actually, I am truly ashamed of my own lack of foresight right now. If I had studied more than only English, I would have been prepared for just this kind of situation!! From now on, I'll make sure to devote time to learning any language I can in this Tower!

I will start by asking that anybody who can understand me teach me anything else they know!

[Yeah, he seems pretty pleased with that idea. He repeats the message again in Vietnamese, albeit a little paraphrased. And for those who don't understand him... He holds up a paper and a pencil so they're clearly visible on camera. He taps the pencil against the paper to signify that he is totally ready for pictionary if he needs to be. This can only end in awful misinterpretations all around.]