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[alae]

howd o you pleple manage to not get so bored

theres only so many times you kan kill animles

whi is ther a red lien under my wurds

stop tht

[The video switches on.]

Right. Whatever. Anyway who wants to spar? I'm tired of these weak mobs, I need someone with more hit points than that.

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[voice]

[nobarnacles]

Can you fight better than you can spell?

[alae]

Look, I don't write that much. Shut up.

[nobarnacles]

It was a serious question. I'm not going to spar with someone if it's going to be a waste of my time.

[alae]

I can fight pretty well, yeah.

[nobarnacles]

Then show me. It was your request, so pick a time and a place.

[alae]

Tomorrow, the meadow floor, mid-day.

[nobarnacles]

[ And the next day he'll be there, waiting. His sword is strapped to his hip, but stays in its sheath for now, and he's standing in the middle of the field with his arms folded, cape flapping gently in the breeze. It's probably an overdramatic way to stand around, but Zelgadis isn't really capable of not looking overdramatic.

If he stands still for too long, moss will start growing on his stony face. ]