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[Oh look, it's Legolas' first post on the Network. Ever. Oh sure, he's replied to a few before but this is the first he's using it himself.]

I require some assistance. There is someone I wish to help learn the ways that my people fight however she does not have the weaponry required.

[At this, he draws his blades and holds them up to the screen for a clear view.]

I obviously do not expect the same level of craftsmanship as these but I would like a pair similar for the Lady Zelda. If there's anyone that can assist me, I would appreciate a swift reply.

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[video] oh shi-

[marchwarden]

[ As soon as he sees the princess replying for this, Haldir decide to make a hasty retreat. It seems that he finally caught Zelda's attention and Her Highness doesn't look very amused with him.

Giving her a curt nod, Haldir makes his much needed exit but not after some rather interesting parting words. ]

T'was never my attention to insult you so, Dearest Lady of Hyrule. While the thought was quite humorous at best, I see now that not even the Son of the Elvenking is worthy enough for someone as fair as yourself. Therefore, please forgive me for my digressions.

[ He mocks a bow before fleeing. ]

Namaarie, Your Highness.

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[keeps_count]

[Oh sure, tease Legolas but when Zelda appears you run for the hills. He'll remember that, Haldir. Don't you worry, this won't be forgotten. Maybe he'll convince Gimli to harass Haldir or find some poison ivy to put in your bed or something.]

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[sageprincess]

[Zelda can only sigh and shake her head as the marchwarden flees.]

What a nuisance...

[First Doc telling people Tetra is her and Link's daughter, now this? Goddesses above...]

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[keeps_count]

Try not to feel too cross with him, Lady Zelda. Haldir is a good man, but a bit... impish, it seems. Especially at my expense.

[Don't worry Zelda, Legolas is getting ready to go and find him.]

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[sageprincess]

I can only hope this conversation not inspired such 'impishness' in others.

[Seriously, she got a reputation to uphold now. That said...

Go get 'im, Legolas.]

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[keeps_count]

I hope that it hasn't. For both our sakes.

[Glad he has your support, Zelda! He'll get a punch in for you, okay?]

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[midgarhorizon]

[You called?]

Hey Zelda, these two bothering ya?

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[sageprincess]

[Oh for the love of--]

Ah, no longer, Reno. It was merely a misunderstanding that has been resolved.

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[midgarhorizon]

Sure.

But if ya change your mind, I'd be happy to help.

[He cracks his knuckles surreptitiously under the video view.]

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[sageprincess]

[A-ahahaha...]

I shall keep that in mind, thank you.

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[keeps_count]

I beg your pardon, I have been nothing but courteous in regards to her highness.

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[midgarhorizon]

Courtesy doesn't mean someone isn't getting bothered.

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[keeps_count]

And the issue is going to be dealt with appropriately.

[By Legolas possibly beating the crap outta Haldir. Probably losing, since Haldir is older and more experienced but hey, he'll have stood up for Zelda.]