Firstly, I'm pretty sure it's established that back then I was full of crap.

[For once her normally affected bored tone comes in handy, because it's helping her stay calm right now instead of just getting angry at him, which would frankly be a lot easier right now.]

I'm not expecting you to break down crying because that'd be even stupider of me. But I know you're about five steps past fine and treading close to psycho troll alien.