.003 ♒ chronicAugustus changed his name to cantgiveAfuck [TEXT]

[chronomancer]

oh WWell
so much for that
i guess im back noww
id ask wwhat i missed but
Really
wwhy dont i savve us all some time
ha
an just assume shit wwas throwwn into the biggest fan avvailable
good enough?

so
yeah
hi

Comments

[hystericull]

nice fuckin username asshole.

[chronomancer]

got a better idea?
one that doesnt invvolvve me Givvin Any Fucks At All?

[hystericull]

liked it a whole lot motherfuckin better when i all wasn't able to be seein any glubbering green wwavvy shitty text.
ALL OVER THE MOTHERFUCKING NETWORK.
the fuck you come back here for you stupid motherfucker.

[chronomancer]

for the last time
ha
i dont glub
does it look like ivve got gills to glub wwith to you?
that
by the wway
is not an invvitation to givve me some
already wwent through that
looks like shit

also
hi Gam

[beknightedheroine]

nah, they actually just used the tiny fan, this time. was a real treat.

[chronomancer]

lucky you then

[beknightedheroine]

<sub>[...she can tell greenwwaveytroll is in a bad place today. From the sound of it - she's read enough posts of people coming back from the (illusory, she tells herself) dead worlds in the past few days to draw that conclusion.

She is also spectacularly bad at saying encouraging things to people she doesn't know very well. Welp!]</sub>

don't worry. they'll probably have the big fan back in working order in like, a week.

[chronomancer]

[sadly the greenwwaveytroll is not in the mood to hear encouraging things from anyone really]

im sure they do
im almost flattered
Really
that theyd wwait for me before bringin out the big horror guns
makes a guy feel all special an shit

[knightime]

surprisingly enough
its been pretty quiet
as far as shitty things this shitty tower does
so i guess you got to wander the gorgeous wasteland they set up for us when theyre feeling particularly world ending

[chronomancer]

thats one wway a puttin it
yeah
been there before?

[knightime]

a few months ago
it doesnt really impress me and it doesnt make me think my universe was destroyed or anything
just that
wow i just spent a month on a desert wasteland doing jackshit
thanks for wasting my time

[chronomancer]

if yours wwas set out to impress you
i might wwant to talk to management
fuck
mine wwas Borin as fuck
not evven a wwaste a time
just
nothin much at all

[cullscuttlefish]

For once, I managed to miss the mot)(erglubbing s)(it )(itting t)(e fan. W)(ich means it will probubbly be worse t)(e next time it )(its, but I'm spending as muc)( time as possibubble not t)(inking about it. At all.

[chronomancer]

probably the wwisest thing you can do at this point
to be honest

[cullscuttlefish]

I don't know. Maybe it is. Maybe it's just )(iding.

[chronomancer]

an wwhats so bad about that?

text

[reddeadvirtuoso]

where the fuck have you been for the past i-should-probably-know-how-long?

[SOMEONE IS UPSET WITH YOU and also typing kind of slowly.]

[chronomancer]

around

[reddeadvirtuoso]

bullshit

[iron_infidel]

Welcome back, good sir.

[chronomancer]

wwell shit you had to go an be all polite about it didnt you
an the Really Fuckin Shitty part a it
is that im actually glad to be back
but dont call me sir
Seriously
dont
thats vaguely kinda creepy

[iron_infidel]

That is odd to hear, I would never think that one would be pleased to return here. I can see why there might be some promise, given our homes have been destroyed, but maybe any place is better then this.
If I may ask, perhaps a name would be better so I can call you that instead.

[papshooshing]

REALLY?

[chronomancer]

really

[papshooshing]

WHAT GOT LODGED UP YOUR NOOK?