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[kindofademon]

Newbie here, two questions! Actually, three, but the third one isn't really that important.

1. Has anybody seen a guy about six foot four, wears a giant cloak that makes him look bigger than that, kind of bug-eyed, goes by the name of 'Bluebeard'?

2. How many monsters are there in this tower? And how many different kinds?

3. Can I swap my collar for a different color? Violet's okay, but still.

Thanks for the help, nice to meet you all. I'm Ryuunosuke Uryuu and I hope we get along great~

Comments

[papshooshing]

GO JUMP OFF OF THE TOP OF THE FUCKING TOWER.

[kindofademon]

Aaaand this will accomplish... what?

[papshooshing]

IT WILL RID US OF CHEESY CHEERY ATTITUDES FOR ABOUT 3.5 MINUTES OR UNTIL YOU'RE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE.

[kindofademon]

You come back to life here? Cool!

[papshooshing]

WELL NO SHIT.
THEY CAN'T HAVE THEIR TEST SUBJECTS DYING AND LEAVE THEM BEREFT OF THE OPPORTUNITY TO TORTURE THEM MORE.

[kindofademon]

That makes things much more interesting here! Thanks for telling me, I was worried that I'd have to be careful.

[papshooshing]

INTERESTING.
RIIIIIIIGHT.

[kindofademon]

Well it's not boring.

[papshooshing]

SAYING IT'S INTERESTING IS LIKE OPENLY STATING YOU ENJOY KNOWING PEOPLE GET TAKEN AWAY AND HAVE SHIT DONE TO THEM.
*THAT'S* GOING TO GO OVER WELL AND MAKE YOU SUCH A POPULAR PERSON.

[kindofademon]

I was just talking about the not dying part. Do you like being dead? Most people don't.

[papshooshing]

THEN YOU DON'T TAKE ANOTHER MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT THE FULL IMPLICATIONS OF SUCH A SIMPLE STATEMENT.
CONGRATULATIONS.
MY OPINION OF DEATH AND BEING DEAD DIFFERS BECAUSE
OH RIGHT
I'M FROM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REALITY IN WHICH DEATH DOESN'T MEAN SHIT.

[kindofademon]

Different reality? Can I call that interesting and not have you get on my case?

[papshooshing]

YES, BUT I WILL FIND SOMETHING ELSE.
IT'S INEVITABLE.

[kindofademon]

You are a very picky person.

[papshooshing]

I PREFER TO THINK OF IT AS "DETAIL ORIENTED."

[kindofademon]

Whatever makes you feel good about yourself!

[papshooshing]

SARCASM IS NOT APPRECIATED NOR WANTED.

[kindofademon]

That wasn't sarcastic.

i'm so sorry

[papshooshing]

AND HOW CAN I TRUST THAT I WASN'T?

s'alright~

[kindofademon]

If you live your life being sarcastic all the time you'll go crazy.

[papshooshing]

YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO AHEAD AND BE CRAY.
SEEMS LIKE A COMMON CONDITION AROUND HERE.

[kindofademon]

Good to know. At least I'll have company.

[papshooshing]

THAT'S NOT EERILY FOREBODING AT ALL.
UNLESS THIS IS SOME ODD ATTEMPT AT HUMOR.

[kindofademon]

Oh, don't worry, it's always an odd attempt at humor with me. Goes back to the cheesy cheery attitude problem.