1st bottle of Rum

[andajarofdirt]

ſo now that this unpleaſant "creepy ſea beaſtie that is not actually a ſea beaſtie at all but none the leſs was very much beaſtial" buſſineſs is over

and given how i think i might have finally figured out how this place works

who would be ſo kind as to point me to the rum floor?

[Well, the good news, animus, is that he's not hopelessly illiterate! The bad news is that he's also not all that bad with computers either the capslock/shift key is just elusive, that's all. The worse news is that he's still a troll, and now he's gonna troll your network with his fancy 18th century typeface. Savvy?]

Comments

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[sky_child]

,,,,,,what/

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[andajarofdirt]

the rum, mate. where's the rum?

[sky_child]

wahts rum

[andajarofdirt]

only about the moſt important thing in life?

[sky_child]

really/

i never herd of it before whats it like/

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[2birds1soul]

[Someone else is having his first experience with one of these fancy communication machines. It takes him awhile to type this out, but he gets there. Booze motivates him. Probably more than it should.]

There's a rum floor?
Not my first pick for a drink, but I'll take what I can get, pal.

[andajarofdirt]

you have not lived yet

amazing.

[andajarofdirt]

and juſt what is wrong with rum?

[sky_child]

wwhar do you mean ihavent lived yet im seventeen years old

[andajarofdirt]

and you have never tried rum before?

that is very unfortunate.

[sky_child]

i guess becuase we dont have rum in skyloft/

[andajarofdirt]

dreadful place, ſounds like. i cannot imagine anyone wanting to live there now. without rum. the ſheer idea!

[sky_child]

thats not a very mean thing to say

i mean its a very mean thing to say

i love skylfot its my home

[andajarofdirt]

but the rum, mate. a life without rum!

[sky_child]

llook were in the sky im finding out that theres a lot of things we dont have up there that people ave on the surface because were in the sky

[andajarofdirt]

...the ſky, you ſay? like. a literal city floating up there?

[sky_child]

its more like a village

[2birds1soul]

Nothing wrong with it.
I just like tequila better.

So you find this room or what, pal?

[andajarofdirt]

quaint little village up in the ſky, is it?

[andajarofdirt]

hm
you wouldn't be ſpaniard by any chance?

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[warriorscribe]

*There are a few sound pairs in his language that are represented by the same letter. S and F are not one of them. On top of that, Enoch hasn't been exposed to the fact that there are multiple languages in his future.*

I believe there might be something wrong with your terminal.

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[tsunball]

[ .. give him a moment to try and read this.. ]

You looking for booze?

[andajarofdirt]

huh? why?

[andajarofdirt]

always

[2birds1soul]

Don't know anyone with that name.

[Clearly, he doesn't understand...]