1st bottle of Rum

[andajarofdirt]

ſo now that this unpleaſant "creepy ſea beaſtie that is not actually a ſea beaſtie at all but none the leſs was very much beaſtial" buſſineſs is over

and given how i think i might have finally figured out how this place works

who would be ſo kind as to point me to the rum floor?

[Well, the good news, animus, is that he's not hopelessly illiterate! The bad news is that he's also not all that bad with computers either the capslock/shift key is just elusive, that's all. The worse news is that he's still a troll, and now he's gonna troll your network with his fancy 18th century typeface. Savvy?]

Comments

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[sky_child]

,,,,,,what/

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[andajarofdirt]

the rum, mate. where's the rum?

[sky_child]

wahts rum

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[2birds1soul]

[Someone else is having his first experience with one of these fancy communication machines. It takes him awhile to type this out, but he gets there. Booze motivates him. Probably more than it should.]

There's a rum floor?
Not my first pick for a drink, but I'll take what I can get, pal.

[andajarofdirt]

and juſt what is wrong with rum?

[2birds1soul]

Nothing wrong with it.
I just like tequila better.

So you find this room or what, pal?

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[warriorscribe]

*There are a few sound pairs in his language that are represented by the same letter. S and F are not one of them. On top of that, Enoch hasn't been exposed to the fact that there are multiple languages in his future.*

I believe there might be something wrong with your terminal.

[andajarofdirt]

huh? why?

And then I noticed there was only one use here. Oops. Fudging things, go?

[warriorscribe]

*Enoch blinked again - what had once been an unusual bracket-like character amidst his normal alphabet had rendered itself normal.*

Or perhaps mine was. Your words looked odd to me, but it seems to have passed - perhaps this terminal was damaged by the monsters.

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[tsunball]

[ .. give him a moment to try and read this.. ]

You looking for booze?

[andajarofdirt]

always

[tsunball]

Now you sound like the kind of guy I can relate to. There's actually some in this place, you know, just don't know if it's rum or not.

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[doc_brown]

I believe a few young people have worked on a bar! If my memories serve me correctly, they opened it recently, you may find your rum there.

Alas with what happened, I'm afraid this floor was destroyed and all the alcohol is gone until everything gets repaired.

[andajarofdirt]

what. why is the rum always gone?

[doc_brown]

The rum isn't always gone, but I'm afraid you will have to wait or request from someone to develop an ersatz in brief delay!

[fuhgeddaboudit]

Are you having trouble writing?

[andajarofdirt]

not particularly?

[fuhgeddaboudit]

Your format looked strange. Particularly your usage of the letter S.

Video;

[atouchofstrife]

There is no rum floor. There might be rum if the Turks get their still working again, or at least something that could be called rum if you squint at it.

You're that guy with the monkey, Captain Jack Sparrow, right?

[teeeeeeeeeext forever]

[andajarofdirt]

smart boy.

turks, you say. friends of yours? becuaſe you didn't look particularly turkiſh to me.

Video forever and ever

[atouchofstrife]

...Turks is a nickname for the Department of Administrative Research of the ShinRa Electric Company.

What kind of turk are you talking about?

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[immortalia]

I do not think there is a rum floor. Perhaps it could be made?

[andajarofdirt]

yes, this is a thing that ſhould happen.

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[alwaysataclimax]

Damn it, we already went over this earlier! THERE IS NO RUM FLOOR!

[andajarofdirt]

lies and ſlander.