[Sollux takes a moment to laugh heartily at this message before responding.]

Okay, I know this is hard for you, I understand. I know how all you humans work. The thought never crossed the mind of your universal consciousness that you aren't the only beings in the universe who can tie their shoelaces. It happens all the time.

But unfortunately, there's a pretty significant bunch us as compared to you, so unfortunately baby's gonna have to deal with it.

[Shrug.]