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yet another bin bons ([personal profile] caliginous) wrote in [community profile] animus_network2012-08-23 07:25 pm
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SURPRISE, ITS YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD ASSHOLE WITH A SHINY PIECE OF INFORM8TION.
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
THAT MEANS YOU.
YES YOU.
ALL OF YOU.

I AM TIRED OF DYING.
SO TIRED I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO SIT HERE AND COME UP WITH A SUPER CONVOLUTED METAPHOR TO LET YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING TIRED I AM OF IT.
BUT SINCE I'M FORCED TO ENDURE IT TIME AND TIME AGAIN, I'M GONNA DO YOU ALL A BIG FUCKING FAVOR.
NO NEED TO THANK ME OR ANYTHING.
YOU CAN THANK ME BY FUCKING OFF TO THE ENCHANTED LAND THAT EXISTS IN CLOTHING STORAGE.
AND LEAVING ME ALONE.

I DON'T KNOW IF IT HAS TO DO WITH THAT HUGE BREECHBEAST THAT TORE THIS PLACE DOWN OR WHATEVER.
BUT I USUALLY GET AN HOUR OF THIS PARALYSIS SHIT WHENEVER SOMEONE GETS IT IN THEIR HEADS TO OFF ME.
WELL I GOT THE HOUR OF LAYING ON MY ASS DOING NOTHING.
BUT I WOKE UP A LITTLE BEFORE THAT?
DON'T ASK ME HOW, BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
SINCE I WAS DEAD AND EVERYTHING.
I DON'T REMEMBER A LOT, IT WASN'T FOR LONG, AND IT PROBABLY ISN'T EVEN RELEVANT, BUT I KNOW A FEW OF YOU LOSERS GET YOUR JOLLIES OUT OF TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF SHIT THAT HAPPENS AROUND HERE.
SO THERE YOU GO.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
ALLOW ME TO REMIND YOU OF THE "FUCKING OFF" CLAUSE THAT COMES WITH THIS INFORM8TION.
chronomancer: (♒ you can't break that)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-08-24 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eridan most certainly does not get off. He does, however, reach a hand to finger the bruises he left on Karkat's throat. He doesn't remember he's the one who put them there.]

He cares too much, you see. Makes it personal.

[There's that manic glint again, sharper now.]

This isn't personal, you understand. It's just business.
chronomancer: (♒ you can't break that)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-08-25 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't flinch at the bite. He didn't really feel himself tearing down his arms, a bite is not even remarkable.]

You're not going to make this personal anymore.

[His smile is crooked, not amused, and it doesn't reach his eyes.]

It would've been, if I'd gotten you right after you went and fucked with my head. Couldn't think straight for days, you know? Or maybe after the second time, that one lasted weeks. But this? You couldn't make me hate you so now you're going to try and be as pitiful as you can?

[If you're not gonna lick that blood, he will. It's mostly like an after thought.]

I'm going to cull your ass, Vantas, and I'm not even going to enjoy it.
chronomancer: (♒ abandoned places)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-08-25 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[He rolled off Karkat and stood still long enough to offer that manic smile of his. Then he vanished. Less than a second later, the discarded rifle vanished too.]

Please do.

[And when he came back, it was to press the tip of the barrel against Karkat's head.]

I know I've always thought you were better than you really are, Vantas, but being a sitting duck is too much.
chronomancer: (♒ but my smile still stays on)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-08-25 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[The smile doesn't falter. If anything, it grows sharper He doesn't really react to Karkat's anger, still bone-deep serene. Or at least looking like it. Somewhere really deep in the back of his mind, Eridan is screaming. Has been screaming for nearly two months now. He's gonna keep screaming for a long, long while.]

Being sorry is my thing, not yours.
chronomancer: (♒ they'll inherit your souls)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-08-25 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's not resisting, this time. Every other time Karkat had touched his mind, he'd bristled out and tried to escape the hold, but not this time. He just kept smiling.]

It's good to know I'm not the only one hopelessly shitty at his designed job.
chronomancer: (♒ the show must go on)

[personal profile] chronomancer 2012-08-25 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't bite his tongue, but the clatter of teeth is annoying enough. It doesn't mean he stops smiling, though. It's a very condescending smile.]