--Whoa! [blinking rapidly, obviously really, really curious] You look different than anything I've seen but uh-- Those horns look really cool, like candycorn!

You don't seem like a monster to me though. Screw that guy, he's being a massive douchebag. Want me to kick his ass for you? 'Cause I dunno, you look weird--no offense alright--but you're totally not a monster.

[. . .]

Dude.

Dude.

[she bursts into a fit of giggles!!] Dude those fish puns are real great! I mean, reel great! I totally sea your point!