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[papshooshing]

WOW, WASN'T THAT JUST FUCKING FUN
AND BY FUN I MEAN I WOULD RATHER JUMP IN A PILE OF FRESHLY STEAMING SHIT THAN TO DO THAT AGAIN.
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GO INTO DETAILS HERE. WE'RE JUST LEAVING IT AT THAT, OKAY?
OKAY.
NOW ONTO SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAT I SHOULD HAVE ADDRESSED EARLIER BUT WAS FAR TOO DISTRACTED BY THE FACT MY MOIRAIL CAN'T SEEM TO KEEP OUT OF THIS NONSENSE FOR MORE THAN A FEW DAYS AT A TIME.
WHICH HAS GOT TO STOP, BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE *MY* LITTLE PUMP BISCUIT CAN TAKE ONE MORE THING HAPPENING TO HIM.
SERIOUSLY, THE KID CAN'T CATCH A BREAK EVER AND MY LITTLE VEINS JUST BURST FROM SYMPATHY AND ALL THAT OTHER CLICHED HOOFBEAST SHIT.
IT'S NOTHING SHORT OF TRAGIC AND I HAVE TO WONDER WHOSE BAD SIDE HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN ON
OR IF THERE'S THIS SICK FASCINATION WITH HIM ON THEIR PART.
ANYWAY, PRETTY SURE MY INTENT HERE WASN'T TO RAMBLE ON ABOUT THAT.
IT WAS THIS:
WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL MY STUFF.
HALF OF MY BOOKS ARE MISSING AND THAT SHIT WILL NEVER BE ACCEPTABLE.
IF I CAN'T WATCH MY MOVIES ON MY OWN GODDAMN HUSKTOP, THE LEAST THAT THIS PLACE COULD DO WOULD BE TO RETURN EVERYTHING IN MY TRUNK ENTIRELY
BUT NO!
LET'S SIT THERE AND LAUGH AT KARKAT VANTAS. SEE WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM FUCKING SING LIKE SOME SONGBIRD.
YEAH WELL FUCK YOU TOO!


[ Filtered to Signless ]

AS FOR YOU.
LOOK, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO...
YOU SEE, I HAVE THIS
OH FUCK IT ALL.
FORGET I EVEN CONTACTED YOU.
THIS IS DUMB AND I AM EVEN DUMBER FOR THINKING THIS WAS A FEASIBLE SOLUTION.

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[hystericull]

HAHAHAHAHA.
sure, bro.
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[papshooshing]

[ sure enough, some time later? Karkat's pushing into Gamzee's room.

gonna just seek out his moirail and curl up in the most gentle way possible. ]

[hystericull]

[Gamzee's on the floor, leaned up against his recuperacoon. He's become stupidly attached to this thing, probably clinging to it in the false hope that it will bring him back into the mindset he had when he and it were back in their original places. When Karkat flops down on him, it... well, frankly, it surprises the shit out of him. He may or may not have been indulging in the slime that dripped so copiously from the recuperacoon's opening, but that was a secret between him and the cocoon.]

Get all that motherfuckin' big dude noise up and sorted, brother?

[papshooshing]

[ his arms shoot out and around Gamzee. there are nuzzles going straight for the neck. Karkat breeeeathes in, then sighs. sure is just wrapping himself around his moirail. ]

Yeah... Mostly.