[Oh dear god he was so not ready for this. Sure, Alpha-Timeline Dave was one thing, Jade was another but Jesus tapdancing Christ on wheat toast, he was not read for Alpha-Timeline John. Especially only mere days after facing his shadow nope not ready.]
[His body is so not ready, it will likely never be ready ohgodohgodohgo-- wait what.]
[What the hell is he talking about hybrid combinations and tentacle ghosts oh my god he's an idiot. Jolal just kind of gapes at the computer screen for a long time, completely at a loss for words.]
There is so much wrong with what you just said that I literally do not even know where to begin.
text; i literally do not have an icon for his face right now.
[His body is so not ready, it will likely never be ready ohgodohgodohgo-- wait what.]
[What the hell is he talking about hybrid combinations and tentacle ghosts oh my god he's an idiot. Jolal just kind of gapes at the computer screen for a long time, completely at a loss for words.]
There is so much wrong with what you just said that I literally do not even know where to begin.