[video] backdated to approx. half an hour after Feferi's shadow killed him

[grannyfucker]

[When the video turns on, Nathan is making A Face. His nose is a little scrunched up and he's rubbing into his eyes with his forefinger and thumb. His face, hands, and shirt are covered in dried/drying blood. After a few moments of that, he finally stops and looks at the camera.]

Alright. Do you see this? Do you all see this right here?

[He zooms in the camera and points with one finger to the bridge of his nose. There is nothing there, aside from some blood.]

This is exactly what I warned you all about! Those furries are all fucking psychos, and no one believed me! What did I tell you, huh? Next time I've got a warning about this shit, maybe people ought to believe me before someone else gets facefucked with sexually transmitted swine disease!

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[ voice ]

[immortalia]

I would say it is justified.

[...]

Alternatively, do you know when it is and when it is not okay to talk?

[chronomancer]

...you dont learn
do you

[floreatnoctem]

...it's blood on your face. Quit bitching.

[Not outright stated: oh my god you wimp.]

[audio]

[septette]

Would it really kill you to shut up? I feel like I'm losing a braincell from every word you utter. Honestly, do you kiss your mother with a mouth that foul?

let's say it's after she made friends with her Shadow

[cullscuttlefish]

You know, I was going to apologize for what the other me did. Now? You spat insults at me and accused me of abusing animals. Repeatedly.

If anyone else had been there, if they'd have heard it? I bet you they would've done the same.

[thereisnopie]

[whistles]

Bet that was pretty sick before it up and got its vanish on.

[video]

[grannyfucker]

What? What's that got to do with anything?

[ voice ]

[immortalia]

You would do well to not make any further enemies, is what I am saying.

[grannyfucker]

On the contrary, I'd say I learned quite a lot! For instance, what did you know about swine STDs before now? Not much, I'm willing to bet!

[grannyfucker]

Wh--

[He actually touches the bridge of his nose. Oh, it's actually all there and fine now. Well, of course it would, but it's aching so much he expected there to still be some damage.]

Well, it was worse earlier!

[Video]

[chronomancer]

You know what I learned?

[Eridan smiles sweetly, baring all his teeth.]

The exact sound of a human head exploding.

[video]

[fractus_animus]

[ There's a teen wearing a pair of dark blue glasses on your screen now. He's not amused. This is the sort of person he kills for a living, for pay. This is the sort of person he HATES. This is the sort of person who gives all humans a shitty reputation.

For a long while, he looks at the Network post and debates if he should even answer... he was on patrol for people to help with the fog and Shadows going on, but... well. He saw Feferi, talked to her in the pods that one month, SUFFERED with her. He knew how the trolls were. He understood. She was a nice person. He saw the last time this idiot opened his mouth.

He's reasonably sure he's talking about Feferi. And even if he isn't, did it matter? No one deserved to be treated this way. No one. After some debate, he decides he'll respond anyway. ]

It was probably a Shadow, and I'd bet money you earned it. Did you miss the two huge memos on all of this, or what?

[ His voice is cold as ice. ]

And if you don't want to die again, go the fuck up to the dorms and stay in your room, and stop setting yourself up, you moron.

[video]

[grannyfucker]

Don't try acting like that was some self-defense shit, that only works for things like fondling a girl's breasts in a dark alleyway. And I'm pretty sure you're the first one to skewer my head like a kebab for any reason!

[floreatnoctem]

Let me guess- you were actually still bleeding then? Oh, you poor thing.

[Video]

[alwaysataclimax]

[Oh, hey. It's that guy that was giving Feferi crap before. Momo never did get around to doing that favor for her...]

Your nose looks fine, but if y'want, I could take care'a that for you. Maybe teach you a lil' respect for those different than you in the process.

[Video]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Blood? Jeez, I'm what? Half'a yer age? And I don't make so much noise about it when I get hurt.

So what happened? An' stop cussin' worse'n a sailor. There are kids around.

[heirterosexual]

...uh.
furries?

[He really hopes you're not talking about his sister.]

[Video]

[bloodwriter]

Hmmm...so what you look like now is the swine disease's aftermath?

[Video]

[warriorscribe]

*He had been waiting on Jason to get back to him on that Phantom thing, but it looks like their host had abandoned that thread. However, that meant he was here to see all this.*

Your nose looks fine. Whatever your wound was, it's healed now. Perhaps you were attacked because you seem to insist on insulting people who never meant you harm.

*Now, it seemed to Enoch that this man wasn't all there, considering what he'd described still had no basis in what he'd seen. And yet...it wasn't enough for sympathy to overpower distaste. He seemed to be there enough - he was coherent otherwise. Maybe he could be guided, but stubborn as he clearly was?*

[audio]

[grannyfucker]

Oh, please. I'll have you know, I only kiss my mother with the gentlest and freshest of mouths!

[grannyfucker]

You're damn right it was! Couldn't even see what it looked like after she took out both my eyes!

[video] hall monitors don't actually exist in the uk but whatever i do what i want

[grannyfucker]

Memos? What memos?

[....yeah Nathan really isn't the brightest crayon in the box. Nor is he the most attentive.]

And why should I do that? Is it suddenly illegal to go out looking for some dinner? And who are you anyway, the hall monitor?

[Video]

[grannyfucker]

[upon actually seeing the video response, whatever comment Nathan had in mind is now gone.]

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is on your face?!

[Video]

[grannyfucker]

What happened is some crazy pigporking bitch ran by and took out both my eyes! And my nose!

And it's not like a few bad words are going to hurt anyone! I heard bad words all the time as a kid, and I turned out just fine!

[video]

[grannyfucker]

They're fucking everywhere around here!

[Video]

[grannyfucker]

[wow, rude.]

No, of course not! That was earlier. Now I'm just covered in it. Not very pleasant, might I add! Although I suppose I can see how you'd get confused by that.

[Video]

[grannyfucker]

They were just harmless words! There's no need to kill a guy over it! That shit's actually permanent. ...Well, usually.

Someone just needs to put these violent, fucked up arseholes on a leash!

[grannyfucker]

Yes, I was, actually--through my empty eyesockets! Do you know what a painful way to die that is?

[Video]

[grannyfucker]

Now see, why would you tell someone something like that?

[video]

[grannyfucker]

Make what enemies? I haven't even done anything in the first place! This random little twat just walked up to me and decided to make a kebab out of my eyes!

[video]

[heirterosexual]

[He fidgets until he gets the video function going.]

Can I get you to be a little more specific about these furries?
Wanna make sure it's not somebody I know.

[Video]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Tetra might be mocking him. Since Zelda isn't there to tell her to behave.]

Looks like ya got yer eyes and nose now so what're ya whinin' about?

Yeah? An' I'm the Great Pirate Tetra and I can still manage to talk t'people with cussin' none.

[Video]

[chronomancer]

Just a little reminder.

[thereisnopie]

Haha! Shit, bro! What all'd you do to piss a sister off so much?

[Video]

[bloodwriter]

Yes. I...do not know much about diseases. They seem like they are all pretty painful either way.

[Video]

[grannyfucker]

They still hurt, just because it looks fine doesn't mean it doesn't sting like a bitch!

Wait, you're a pirate who doesn't curse? How the fuck does that work? How'd you even get your pirate's license, then?

[video]

[grannyfucker]

Oh, yeah, you've seen those gray freaks around, right? This place is just full of 'em, they're practically crawling up the walls!

I'd bet you ten quid those sick fucks have a secret cellar somewhere where they've got all their barn animals so that they can have their way with them as they please.

[Video] wow i did not pay attention last tag so you are the first troll to not get full furry racism

[grannyfucker]

Oh come on, you must've had at least a couple! Not even a little bit of chlamydia?

[Video]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

People suffer a lot worse'n you here and die.

I like t'be a bit classier than has-beens that think bein' a pirate means cussin' all th'time. And what kinda idiot you been talkin' to that think ya need a license t'be a pirate?

...

That's th'kinda scam I could get behind.

[Video] I feel so ~*special*~ now

[bloodwriter]

I am not sure. Is that something you get from the sea creatures here?

[Video]

[warriorscribe]

Words are harmless? An accusation of depravity and cruelty is not harmless, particularly when false - and so far, I feel I should let you know I have seen no one of the description you gave me before.

Perhaps you're right, the one you insulted should have had more patience dealing with someone like you, but your inflexibility will be the death of you many more times if this continues.

[septette]

Then you might not want to advertise all the foul vernacular you're capable of over the network.

[floreatnoctem]

It would be a more painful way to live. Try not to tempt anyone into letting you find that out firsthand.

[video]

[fractus_animus]

[ He rolls his eyes, here. God, you're really an idiot, Nathan, sorry. ]

Do you even look at the Network? There were at LEAST two huge posts on "how not to die from your or other people's Shadows". One was so simple a five year old could understand it.

[ But, he sighs. Why does he have to play devil's advocate? ... oh, right. Someone has to. ]

Listen to what I'm about to say nice and closely, okay? It's kind of important.

Right now that fog out there is making evil clones of people that are trying to murder pretty much everyone. I'm a nice guy, so I'm going to let it go that you're a dumbass and only warn you once: if you don't want to end up tortured in some sort of horrible way by this place, you'll pay attention to what other people tell you. The dorms are the only 'safe' floors, really. The fog is going from the bottom upward.

[video]

[heirterosexual]

...Oh the trolls! Yeah, there are definitely a whole lot of them.

[He squints a touch, and kind of chuckles.] Well I don't know a whole lot about them but I don't think they get their jiggy on with barn animals. I could be wrong, of course. They're just weird aliens from various versions of my world.