Jovan Burzek (Nathan Young) (
grannyfucker) wrote in
animus_network2012-09-16 12:55 am
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[video] backdated to approx. half an hour after Feferi's shadow killed him
[When the video turns on, Nathan is making A Face. His nose is a little scrunched up and he's rubbing into his eyes with his forefinger and thumb. His face, hands, and shirt are covered in dried/drying blood. After a few moments of that, he finally stops and looks at the camera.]
Alright. Do you see this? Do you all see this right here?
[He zooms in the camera and points with one finger to the bridge of his nose. There is nothing there, aside from some blood.]
This is exactly what I warned you all about! Those furries are all fucking psychos, and no one believed me! What did I tell you, huh? Next time I've got a warning about this shit, maybe people ought to believe me before someone else gets facefucked with sexually transmitted swine disease!
Alright. Do you see this? Do you all see this right here?
[He zooms in the camera and points with one finger to the bridge of his nose. There is nothing there, aside from some blood.]
This is exactly what I warned you all about! Those furries are all fucking psychos, and no one believed me! What did I tell you, huh? Next time I've got a warning about this shit, maybe people ought to believe me before someone else gets facefucked with sexually transmitted swine disease!

[Video]
Looks like ya got yer eyes and nose now so what're ya whinin' about?
Yeah? An' I'm the Great Pirate Tetra and I can still manage to talk t'people with cussin' none.
[Video]
Wait, you're a pirate who doesn't curse? How the fuck does that work? How'd you even get your pirate's license, then?
[Video]
I like t'be a bit classier than has-beens that think bein' a pirate means cussin' all th'time. And what kinda idiot you been talkin' to that think ya need a license t'be a pirate?
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That's th'kinda scam I could get behind.