Anon Text - Event

[doublechecks]

Oh, I see how it is.

Well played, Admins, well played.

[...Yeah, not only it's anonymous, but the person behind this post is, by all means, not very amused.]

((OOC: Lelouch has been bodyswapped with Yu Narukami!))

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[hermitofzero]

[ARE YOU REALLY

WHO ARE YOU HE WILL PUNCH YOU]

Well isn't that fan-fucking-tastic.

[worldlycheckmate]

[Hermitbro, chill.]

It could be worse, you know. Could be stuck wearing contacts the entire time.

[hermitofzero]

[Telling him to chill that's hilarious.]

What's so bad about that?

[worldlycheckmate]

[Well he can't exactly use bufu skills right now, so- no we kid.]

You'd rather not know.

Up for Halo?

[hermitofzero]

[He has no idea who you are but he is definitely OK with this.]

I've got nothing better to do.

1/2

[worldlycheckmate]

See you on the media floor, then...

d/a

[worldlycheckmate]

[Oh right, he supposes he could give a hint:]

Try not to make the renevant skip across the water this time, alright?

['BECAUSE I AM SITTING RIGHT BESIDE YOU WHILE WE ARE TYPING THIS SHIT.']

1/2

[hermitofzero]

[........................


oh]

action woooo

[hermitofzero]

[And then he turned to the asshole sitting next to him and just stared.]

Haha, very funny. Think you're clever?

[worldlycheckmate]

Not me, per se...

[SHRUG.]

...Karma on OP's part, however... yes.

[hermitofzero]

Who's the OP Anyway? I gotta thank him for making this experiment even more annoying.

[Yes

Thank him]

[worldlycheckmate]

Considering whose body I am currently stuck in and what he said to me, I would say Lelouch "Lamperouche".

[Bracing self in three.... two...]

1/2

[hermitofzero]

[oh

He was in the guy's body

~oh~

Well. He had no idea how strong Suzaku was-- sizably so at least, considering how many times Jin had gone up against him.

So, still just sort of staring blankly, he gripped and un-gripped his fist a few times, getting a feel for it (nothing the distinct lack of any of his usual aches), before finally cementing it into a ball.

And then, he drew his arm back and--]

[hermitofzero]

[--punched his fist forward and rammed it right into "Lelouch's" eye with as much force as he could muster.

Which turned out to be quite a lot, compared to his usual physical prowess. Suzaku was certainly no pushover, at least compared to Jin.]

Give that to him for me, will you?

1/2

[worldlycheckmate]

[OW, SON OF A-]

[worldlycheckmate]

[-he ends up almost falling over before catching himself on the terminal and just... laughs. Because yes, he could definitely enjoy the pure irony of what just transpired considering what he did to "Suzaku" once upon a time.]

I think you just did~

[He smirks a little, before it fades and he stands up. He will definitely be waking up with a black eye, that's for sure.

Thank gods the contact stayed in.]

[hermitofzero]

[He waved his hand a bit, flicking it in the air to get over how now it was aching, but at least he hadn't punched him in the teeth.

The laugh actually does get a chuckle out of him-- actually it gets more than a chuckle, even if his disposition hadn't changed that much already. It gets a pretty good laugh, and a smirk.]

Just wanted to make sure. Deliver with care and all.

[worldlycheckmate]

[Yeah, we could go without sudden obtainment of Lelouch's Front Tooth. And well, good. Because if his guess is right, then who cares?]

Between us and Izanagi, I'm sure he'll definitely receive it.

[Because ow.]

So, shall we?

[hermitofzero]

I hope Izanagi decides to be a chatterbox then. [Spite? Naaah.

He'd...maybe think about apologizing that you have to live with the eye for however long this lasts but. Nah. You're still protagonist.]

I'm waiting on you. [And awaaaaaaay he goooesss to the media room pchooo]

[worldlycheckmate]

Oh, he definitely is. [Mutual spite? What's that?

And eh, who gives a fuck about protagonist and antagonist boundaries at this point. Not him, he's all out of them! Oh well, it's was a brief thought and that's what counts.]

Not fair, this body isn't used to athletics! [CHASING AFTER.... GOD, LEDOUCHE. WORK OUT A BIT MORE YOU SHORTY.]

[hermitofzero]

[Unfortunately for Yu, Suzaku was a pilot and a knight, which meant ace physical condition. Suck it.]

You're not wimping out on me now of all times, are ya?

[Come ooonnnn]

[worldlycheckmate]

[Son of a bitch.]

Hell no-!

[He's coming, he's coming... GOD THIS IS GOING TO SUUUUUUUUUUCK. xAx;]

[hermitofzero]

[And then Jin made it there like ten minutes before Yu because Lelouch's body sucks.]

[worldlycheckmate]

[This week sucks.]