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[alienstookmyburgers]

So, does anyone have any quick fixes for a cold? My voice is all funny today for some reason. It sounds like a little girl! It's really weird! My skin is pale too, and my head feels all light...

I even have a pink dress. This is one weird cold.

So I would appreciate it, yeah? Thanks!

[ Hagakure is absolutely oblivious to the fact that his swapped bodies! Replies will come from witchofweed! ]

Comments

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[alienstookmybern]

hey hey hey wait a minute! who are you?! does the dress have a pumpkin on it?! Σ(゜ロ゜;)

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[witchofweed]

Yes! How did you know? Did you have this kind of cold before?

[alienstookmybern]

because that's my body!! don't get your dirty hands all over it, leave lambdadelta-chan-sama alooooone!!

[witchofweed]

Your body? LOL! No silly, I just have a cold! I'm in my own body! the virus just gives me this weird dress. And pale skin. And weird voice!

[alienstookmybern]

that's totally my body, go look in a mirror! there's no way you're as cute as me! i'll declare it with certainty, that's certainly my body! i woke up as some gross rastafarian kid!

[witchofweed]

that's not a real word! fine! I'll go look, but just to prove to you that I dlkfjsdlkfsjdlkmdk;gsal;dskfj

I'M CUTE AND ADORABLE!!!!!

[alienstookmybern]

what's not a real word, are you ugly and stupid? You're not the cute and adorable one, it's me!!

[witchofweed]

Give back my ruggedly handsome features, bodysnatcher! You wouldn't find anything in my body!

[alienstookmybern]

who would want your gross, useless body?! you give mine back! i'll chop off your hair and shave your prickly beard if you don't do it right now! {{|└(>o< )┘|}}

[witchofweed]

I can't take it back, I don't know how to fix this! It was the aliens or the admins or whatever! You give me back my body first!!!!

Anon forever blah blah blah

[differentlyfaced]

I think you'd better take a closer at that. That's no head cold.

blah blah blah blah

[witchofweed]

What do you mean? Could it be bacteria? Inflammation? There are slight bumps on my chest, so...orz

[differentlyfaced]

Those are breasts. Please stop groping them.

[witchofweed]

ldksjfldfjksdlfkja wat???? boobs?!??

[differentlyfaced]

Yes. Those.

[witchofweed]

why do I have them?! what's going on!!! aliens?!

[differentlyfaced]

No. It was the administrators.

[witchofweed]

The people who run the tower?! Why would they give us boobs?!

Aaaah it's over, there's no way I can get a girl now, I've got breasts!!

[differentlyfaced]

That's your first thought...?

[witchofweed]

It's important!

[differentlyfaced]

Compared to whether it might be physically or mentally dangerous to be in someone else's body?

[witchofweed]

....I guess you're right. It is mentally dangerous not to be able to pick up chicks. [ No, that's not what he meant, Hagakure. ]

Arrrrgh q___q I want my body back!

[differentlyfaced]

This probably won't last long. Don't worry.

anon text n-not like i tagged this for you or anything!!

[blackwitch]

[ Wow, you kids and your newfangled devices.. but fine, fine, Evatrice will try to figure this out, JUST WATCH HER. She sits there until she's fully capable at typing normally with it, either way, just to see what the buzz is all about.. ]

Don't worry, it's just an example of natural selection! The tower is slowly picking off all useless people and killing them through colds that turn into worse illnesses!

d-doki doki

[witchofweed]

LMAO I won't die from a funny cold! My fortune said I'd die through a donkey accident! 20% chance you know!

[blackwitch]

A donkey accident? What kind of idiot are you?

[witchofweed]

Not an idiot!!! You just can't fight destiny!!

[blackwitch]

Do you want me to give you a fortune then? I'm 100% sure that an idiot like you will die way before your time!

[witchofweed]

You're so rude! How dare you insult the art of fortune telling!

[blackwitch]

What, is it that difficult for you to handle the truth?

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[amant]

I have never ah. Had a cold that made me suddenly lack a Y-chromosome. That is quite unfortunate, non?

[witchofweed]

What are you talking about? I just have head congestion, that's why I sound like a girl, yeah?

[amant]

It's my experience they do the opposite, actually.

[He's not being a pervert but... just going to point down at the chest area. You know. Maybe you should work out if you had moobs that big before...]

You have breasts, non?

[witchofweed]

q____q

no girl will ever love me now without my handsome features.

[amant]

[nonchalant]

While I do not suggest using another's body for your own ah. Frivolous uses, that is hardly the truth.

[Some girls dance with women, brah. It's okay.]

[witchofweed]

Ew no I don't want that! I want to be a man, a man!!

[amant]

Oh, I do not believe it is a permanent thing; while troubling perhaps you could take the opportunity to better identify with the ladies you wish to attract? A social experiment, ouais?

[He'll do your hair but he isn't painting your nails.]

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[eventou]

[ Technically priceofmagic ]

Eh-! Wow, really? You just got those kinds of changes? I think the rest of us have switched bodies with someone.

[witchofweed]

Switch bodies? Is that even possible? Are you sure you are not just sick too?

[eventou]

Mm. mm!

This is definitely not my body. I have no magic.

[witchofweed]

Maybe you just are too sick to use magic??

[eventou]

Magic doesn't work that way for me!

It should still work if I am sick.

Are you sure you are not just stubbornly wrong?

[witchofweed]

Of course not, I know my sicknesses! I've seen that before on the late-show! Witch gets sick, and is unable to use magic!

[eventou]

Wrong kind of witch, then.

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[witchofweed]

Really?! There's more than one?!