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[nemophila]

ATTENTION EVERYONE

This is Jun Kurosu. We've figured out how to return everyone back to their original bodies.

Come to the Library, and we'll be able to switch you back.

I'm aware at this point there may be some identity confusion. If you know someone has been switched but they're confused, please bring them with you so that we can help them.

Comments

[papshooshing]

I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO FUCKING KISS YOU.

[nemophila]

I'm flattered, but unfortunately I'm taken.

We'll be glad to fix you up though, regardless of public displays of affection.

[papshooshing]

IS THERE A DIFFERENT CATCH?

[nemophila]

If you're afraid of needless, we might have a problem. But I promise I'm asking no personal payment in return.

[papshooshing]

CONSIDERING THAT IT'S NOT EVEN MY BODY...

[nemophila]

I certainly wouldn't want to explain to your unfortunate partner anything suspicious, that's for sure.

[papshooshing]

WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY.
NOW TO JUST FIND HER.

[nemophila]

I may not know who you're looking for, but if you need any help locating your partner, let us know. I'm sure there's someone that'd be willing to assist.