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[When the feed opens, there seems to be one Haruhi Suzumiya, thinking about several things. They're mostly... important things. Mostly meaning that only half of this post will be relevant to anything a normal person considers 'important'.]

Whenever people hunt for food, the food choices tend to be quite unusual. However, that shouldn't be too much of a problem.

[Hopefully. Unless they suddenly find some sort of alien food that nobody knows how to cook.]

Anyway, who here knows how to cook? We should share recipes and other things... And if anyone finds some sort of unusual type of meat or food - especially something extraterrestrial, just tell me. I'll deal with it somehow.

After all, as the brigade chief of the all-important SOS Brigade, I have to deal with these sorts of things!

[But wait, there's more!]

Speaking of the SOS Brigade... I'm thinking about putting up a branch here. If our worlds are truly destroyed, then the SOS Brigade has to be revived. Not only will it be revived, but it will be bigger and better than ever!

If you're interested in the brigade, just leave a message. I'll also answer any questions you may have. Just don't leave any idiotic messages, or else I'll give you a penalty.

Over!

Comments

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[heartfeltfancy]

...I know how to cook, Miss.

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[extraordinarily]

What kind of things do you know how to cook?

[heartfeltfancy]

Um, I'm good with pastries and sweet things and baking, but I know how to work an oven fairly well in general. I've made some Western pizzas, too, ehehe.

[extraordinarily]

Maybe we should bake something if we ever get ingredients!

[Though as of right now, it's pretty unlikely.]

[heartfeltfancy]

[A nod.] I can try other things, too, though. Um, basic soups, stuff like that...

[extraordinarily]

[Madoka... you're too cute.

In a good way, of course. Just hope that Haruhi never attempts to kidnap you.]

Well, I guess we should just assemble all the people who can cook and figure out what we have!

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[oforder]

I have never been required to eat, and therefore, I never had to cook.

[ He's eaten in public for appearance's sake, though; Vector corporate gatherings in which his presence was required, the Galactic Federal Executive Committee's correspondents' dinner, the usual. ]

What is the 'SOS Brigade'?

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[extraordinarily]

You mean your stomach is the opposite of a black hole?

[That's actually quite... interesting. And oh, right! She didn't talk about the SOS Brigade in detail.]

It's short for "Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade"!

[Any... more questions?]

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[oforder]

Not necessarily. I don't become sick if I eat.

[ After all, the opposite of a black hole is something with negative gravity, right? That pushes things away from one another? It's an odd choice of words. ]

That is a very verbose title. Although, if you are to be trapped within this tower, that limits the scope of spreading excitement.

[ Not that there's any lack of excitement in this place, anyway. Even to someone like him. ]

[heartfeltfancy]

[A small smile.] I'd be happy to help any way I can, miss.

[starofpleiades]

I've been cooking down in the kitchen now that people are bringing in food again! I'd be glad to share recipes.

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[extraordinarily]

Well, I guess that makes sense...

[But in Haruhi's world the phrase "black hole" doesn't necessarily mean... a literal black hole.]

But I can still spread excitement, can't I? After all, the people here are from different worlds and stuff!

[extraordinarily]

Great!

[Haruhi clasps her hands, giving her an innocent smile. Even if she isn't.]

[extraordinarily]

["Any way I can," you say...]

Sounds great! How about we meet sometime?

[starofpleiades]

Heheh... so do you cook too?

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[oforder]

I don't see why not.

[ It's not like there isn't much else cause for positive morale in this place. And he knows damn well what will happen without it. ]

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[priceofmagic]

Ha~ruhi~san!

Haruhi-san, how are you holding up?

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[extraordinarily]

I'm fine, thanks.

[More like: she doesn't remember too much about the memories she gained during the body swap. She does remember everything else, however.]

You don't have to worry about me, the brigade leader of the most awesome brigade ever!

[extraordinarily]

Of course I do! If I didn't, I wouldn't be able to eat, now would I?

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[extraordinarily]

Exactly.

[Haruhi nods enthusiastically, her grin widening by the second.]

Which is why the SOS Brigade's making a comeback!

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[terraformagica]

A brigade?

[starofpleiades]

Well, I know the people who do cook have been helping out some of the people who can't. I just didn't know if you were only organizing this or were a cook yourself.

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[extraordinarily]

That's right, a brigade!

[extraordinarily]

I guess that makes sense, but... as a brigade chief, I have to absolutely know how to cook and organize!

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[oforder]

I wish you luck, then.

Have you already gotten a few new members?