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[When the feed opens, there seems to be one Haruhi Suzumiya, thinking about several things. They're mostly... important things. Mostly meaning that only half of this post will be relevant to anything a normal person considers 'important'.]

Whenever people hunt for food, the food choices tend to be quite unusual. However, that shouldn't be too much of a problem.

[Hopefully. Unless they suddenly find some sort of alien food that nobody knows how to cook.]

Anyway, who here knows how to cook? We should share recipes and other things... And if anyone finds some sort of unusual type of meat or food - especially something extraterrestrial, just tell me. I'll deal with it somehow.

After all, as the brigade chief of the all-important SOS Brigade, I have to deal with these sorts of things!

[But wait, there's more!]

Speaking of the SOS Brigade... I'm thinking about putting up a branch here. If our worlds are truly destroyed, then the SOS Brigade has to be revived. Not only will it be revived, but it will be bigger and better than ever!

If you're interested in the brigade, just leave a message. I'll also answer any questions you may have. Just don't leave any idiotic messages, or else I'll give you a penalty.

Over!

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I have never been required to eat, and therefore, I never had to cook.

[ He's eaten in public for appearance's sake, though; Vector corporate gatherings in which his presence was required, the Galactic Federal Executive Committee's correspondents' dinner, the usual. ]

What is the 'SOS Brigade'?

Edited 2012-09-27 20:34 (UTC)

You mean your stomach is the opposite of a black hole?

[That's actually quite... interesting. And oh, right! She didn't talk about the SOS Brigade in detail.]

It's short for "Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruhi Suzumiya Brigade"!

[Any... more questions?]

Not necessarily. I don't become sick if I eat.

[ After all, the opposite of a black hole is something with negative gravity, right? That pushes things away from one another? It's an odd choice of words. ]

That is a very verbose title. Although, if you are to be trapped within this tower, that limits the scope of spreading excitement.

[ Not that there's any lack of excitement in this place, anyway. Even to someone like him. ]

Well, I guess that makes sense...

[But in Haruhi's world the phrase "black hole" doesn't necessarily mean... a literal black hole.]

But I can still spread excitement, can't I? After all, the people here are from different worlds and stuff!

I don't see why not.

[ It's not like there isn't much else cause for positive morale in this place. And he knows damn well what will happen without it. ]

Exactly.

[Haruhi nods enthusiastically, her grin widening by the second.]

Which is why the SOS Brigade's making a comeback!

I wish you luck, then.

Have you already gotten a few new members?

[Haruhi is silent for the next few seconds, uncertain if she should tell the truth.]

Of course I have! Isn't that already obvious?

No, it isn't.

[ Rather blunt. ]

How do you intent to spread joy in a place like this, if I might inquire?

[ Boo, Wilhelm, boo... ]

That's simple! By doing the most exciting things known to mankind, and some known to anything extrateresstial, of course. After all, ordinary humans are kind of boring, so I have to liven things up by doing things that are out of the ordinary!

[ Alright, Haruhi, he'll bite. ]

We're in a tower full of unnatural creatures, though I assume your definition of 'excitement' is more pleasing.

What are some of your ideas?

[ He almost sounds interested, himself. Well... as interested as someone like Wilhelm can sound. ]

Well, it's going to be Halloween next month, right? We just have to have a costume party!

Costumes?

[ Blink, blink. Somehow, he thinks he knows where this is going. ]

Yeah, costumes. You know the holiday of Halloween, right? Everyone has to wear some sort of cosplay and go trick-or-treating! But sometimes, people throw huge costume parties!

... Will I have to wear one?

Of course! If you don't, you'll just have to stay in your room by your lonesome and not have any fun at all.

[ Silence. For a good, long while. ]

I do not usually attend parties like this.

[ Or... parties in general. Except for when his presence is absolutely required, such as Vector corporate gatherings of a party-ish nature. ]