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[midgarhorizon]

Shinra's Finest Training School

For anyone interested in gaining or renewing combat skills. Single opponent, group and monster-based tactics.
Meets on gymnasium Floor.
Morning classes available.

Self Defense - Hand to hand Training Class

Beginner to advanced. Will have to take placement test/demonstration.


Weapons Training - Staff, Sword, and Gun

For anyone interested in gaining or renewing combat skills with a weapon. Against single and multiple opponents, with focus on monsters.

Beginner to advanced. Must complete Self Defense or take placement test/demonstration. Must provide own ammunition.

All training sessions will take place on Floor 39 (Gymnasium) starting at 0900 hours.

Sign-ups: See Reno or Cloud

[It's apparently time to plug those Self Defense classes. Turks get bored with nothing to do in Purgatory, apparently. This is a simple text post, though some characters may find fliers scattered where people gather such as the lounges, library, cafeteria and dorms. Interested in actually signing up? Just pester him.]

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[puppy_lancer]

about time someone set this up
good job

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[midgarhorizon]

Nah. You're kinda late getting the memo.

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[puppy_lancer]

try telling that to all those people on the network asking for training

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[midgarhorizon]

Try reading. This ain't the first time I've plugged classes on the network.

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[puppy_lancer]

obviously you don't plug enough

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[midgarhorizon]

Last time I plugged was six weeks ago. Woulda done it sooner but everyone was sort of busy hunting down candy or trying to kill me. Now, do you want to whine word of mouth is dead or sign up already?

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[puppy_lancer]

nah
i'm good when it comes to fighting
in fact, i think i'm better than most of the people in this tower

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[midgarhorizon]

Suit yourself, slick.

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[puppy_lancer]

maybe i'll drop in some time
see how your students are progressing

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[midgarhorizon]

Yeah and what are your qualifications? I don't let just anyone visit.

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[puppy_lancer]

i fight with a spear
and i'm damn good at it.

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[midgarhorizon]

Yeah? You'll have to prove it.

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[puppy_lancer]

that a challenge?
booked for the eighth
but i can do it any other day

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[midgarhorizon]

Nah man, I'm too old to be up against young pups. Crotchety and cranky, you know. Try, more like a demonstration.


[Reno has his trolling goggles on.]

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[puppy_lancer]

you know, i bet i'm older than you
just going by chronological age
unless you're from before the medieval era or something
or wait, does your place even have a medieval era

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[midgarhorizon]

I'm guessing you think I'm from Earth.

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[puppy_lancer]

wait you're not?

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[midgarhorizon]

You know what Lifestream, Meteor, Ancients, or materia is?

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[puppy_lancer]

NOPE

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[midgarhorizon]

You got it in one.

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[puppy_lancer]

so
uh
which planet
if not Earth

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[midgarhorizon]

Little old place called Gaia.

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[puppy_lancer]

[The only context in which he had heard of Gaia before was as another name for Earth.]

so you're not human, right?
do you look anything like a human?

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[midgarhorizon]

All out of time, sorry kid.

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[puppy_lancer]

then i'll just have to find you in your defense class
at least you don't look like one of those monsters, right?

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[midgarhorizon]

I'm human if that's what you're asking.

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[puppy_lancer]

wait you're an alien
how can an alien be human

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[midgarhorizon]

The amount of people I've met from other worlds is crazy,

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[puppy_lancer]

i've only met people from earth so far
but maybe i'll meet more guys like you

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[mostremaining]

Totally up for this! I got one of my old swords sent with me here, and it turns out I'm kind of rusty. So what do I have to do? When's this starting?

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[midgarhorizon]

It's been goin' on for five months. Ya want to join up, just show up in the morning morning. But Cloud's the one you'd wanna talk about with the sword training. His hours may be different.

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[divinitysoiled]

Well now. This is interesting and not unwelcome in the least.

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[midgarhorizon]

Uh, thanks. You want to come?

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[divinitysoiled]

Of course I do! This sounds like a wonderful chance to hone my skills.

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[midgarhorizon]

Sure, but I got a no-weapons policy against other students unless I know you guys can handle it.

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[fusedstars]

I wish to aid in the training of others.

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[midgarhorizon]

Instructor? You'll have to show up early.

Didn't I talk to ya before?

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[fusedstars]

We had a brief discussion at the bar.

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[midgarhorizon]

Thought so. Yeah, come on over.

[pitiedthefool]

Still want me to show up, then?

[midgarhorizon]

If you're not busy, slick.

/l-late forever, sob

[pitiedthefool]

I'm not. [just his mun is, soooob]