Another "American" holiday, right? What is this country, do normal days where you people actually work, and don't celebrate whatever accomplishment you're so full of yourself with, even exist?
[ Worse than Hylians, geeze. ]
Anyway I'm thankful that my world has been destroyed. I'm thankful that everyone back there is dead (most didn't deserve to live in the first place). I'm thankful to live in a tower full of monsters made of floors each more stupid than the others and controlled by five administrators whose cumulative IQs amount to that of a golden fish. I'm thankful for the tower's populace to have made me realize people from my world were actually not the most incompetent people to have ever existed. I'm also thankful for my life to have become once more what amounts to a badly written horror legend.
[ Sarcasm is hard to convey in written form, alas. ]
But more than all I'm thankful for the daily comic relief the network offers. You people are golden.
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[ Worse than Hylians, geeze. ]
Anyway I'm thankful that my world has been destroyed. I'm thankful that everyone back there is dead (most didn't deserve to live in the first place). I'm thankful to live in a tower full of monsters made of floors each more stupid than the others and controlled by five administrators whose cumulative IQs amount to that of a golden fish. I'm thankful for the tower's populace to have made me realize people from my world were actually not the most incompetent people to have ever existed. I'm also thankful for my life to have become once more what amounts to a badly written horror legend.
[ Sarcasm is hard to convey in written form, alas. ]
But more than all I'm thankful for the daily comic relief the network offers. You people are golden.