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[hatesthefood]

Would someone mind telling what the hell is going on? Yeah, I got the note. Fat lot of good that did me. It didn't explain a damn thing! I know this isn't where I'm supposed to be, so why am I not there? Where exactly are we?

Oh yeah, one more thing. Why the hell am I wearing a collar? I'm not some damned pet!

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[hatesthefood]

Like I said, I'm not too worried. I'm pretty much already a dead man, so it doesn't bother me.

[papshooshing]

AND THE MACHISMO, OR HOWEVER THE CRAP YOU HUMANS SAY IT, WILL GET OLD.
FAST.
THAT'S REALLY ALL THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ANYWAY
RIGHT AFTER JUST MAKING SURE YOU EAT THE DISGUSTING OATMEAL SHIT BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO HAVE ANYTHING ELSE.
RETCHING IN THE LOAD GAPER DOES NOT LEAD TO VERY AWESOME FIRST IMPRESSIONS.

[hatesthefood]

... holy crap, we have to eat oatmeal? Nasty.

[papshooshing]

WELL IT'S DEFINITELY NOT AS TASTY AS GRUBLOAF, BUT TRUTH IS TRUTH IN THIS CASE.

[hatesthefood]

Grub... what?

[papshooshing]

GRUBLOAF.
GODDAMN ARE YOUR OCULARS HAVING SOME SORT OF MALFUNCTION?
ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE HUMANS WITH A READING COMPREHENSION DISABILITY?

[hatesthefood]

I can see just fine! I've never heard of grubloaf!

[papshooshing]

OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T FUCKING HEARD OF IT.
THE SHIT IS NATIVE TO MY PLANET, NOT YOURS.

[hatesthefood]

Holy crap. I really have gone insane.

[papshooshing]

I WONDER THAT EVERY FUCKING DAY.