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[stalemates]

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if we can't talk let's draw, that guy had the right idea

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ah, you're dumping kristy to marry smoking hal, i see

[chainsawn]

He likes to smoke.

[ it's almost as if she's going to tell a kids' story, huh.. but this is all there is to be said about Hal, Hal is just Hal. But her silence as to Lambda's statement means agreement, okay. ]

sure am [nod] he's hot

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does he like cigars or cigarettes or pipes or something else best?

imagine waking up next to that ;)

[chainsawn]

Cigars. Really, really big ones. But sometimes they do something strange to him.

I think he can't really handle them, even though he likes to smoke them a lot.

...screeches

[stalemates]

[chainsawn]

That looks a lot like him. But you gave him a nice suit too.. I'm sure he'd be happy if he could see it.

[stalemates]

if he comes here, show him! i bet he'd like to wear a nice suit. people who smoke cigars always wear nice suits

[chainsawn]

Will you say hi to him too if he comes here? I think he'd like to make a lot of friends.

[stalemates]

definitely!! he sounds like fun! do you think he'd eat cake with us?

[chainsawn]

I'm not sure if he likes cake. There's someone where I know him from who does really, really, really like cake though. Maybe she'll come here one day, I'll introduce you.

[stalemates]

oh. maybe smoking so much killed his tastebuds so he can't taste how delicious it is

but i totally want to meet anyone who likes cake that much! \^o^/

[chainsawn]

[ smoking hal's true sad jerry springer story... ]

Maybe you'll see her around sometime. She's a girl like me, except her hair is green and in braids.

[stalemates]

[Isn't it unfortunate...]

what does she look like?

[chainsawn]

Maybe it's easier to lure her instead of find her.. if you put cake somewhere, she might come out.

[stalemates]

make a trail? like hansel and gretel?

[chainsawn]

Will there be a house made out of cake at the end?

[stalemates]

for sure! with a witch in it and everything!

except i won't eat your friend

[chainsawn]

Yeah, I don't think you should eat her. I don't want to lose any friends.

.. And I think she might taste weird.