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[regalpoints.livejournal.com]

[A regal, young, composed face looks into the device, frowning. She seems to be in the middle of shifting the view, because it keeps going in and out. She doesn't seem to notice the device is on. New arrival and what, she probably doesn't know that you guys are able to watch her.]

What is this strange device...

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[cancerousnubs.livejournal.com]

I believe congratulations on your discovery are in order, whoever the fuck you are.

[That was sarcastic and probably not the correct tone to use with a Princess oops.]

You're another unfortunate captive in the tower of assholes and bawling wrigglers. I'm Karkat, what can I do to accommodate the beginning of your lovely stay?

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[regalpoints.livejournal.com]

Use a proper tone.

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[cancerousnubs.livejournal.com]

[He sneers.]

Oh yes excuse me, I forgot I was speaking to a race completely untouched by the greater art of helpful trolling. What would be a proper tone to address you with your paler-than-thou-therefore-demanding-of-more-respect-ness?

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[regalpoints.livejournal.com]

Trolling?

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[cancerousnubs.livejournal.com]

Where I'm from "trolling" is just how we talk to each other. You humans have some other definition for it. Leave it to you pink freaks to mangle word meanings of cultures you didn't even know existed.

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[regalpoints.livejournal.com]

It is your way of communication.

[cancerousnubs.livejournal.com]

For all intents and purposes, yes. I'm a troll, therefore, I troll.

[regalpoints.livejournal.com]

Makes perfect sense.

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[cancerousnubs.livejournal.com]

[This conversation is going nowhere and his olive branch of help feels like it was a huge waste of time, so he sighs.]

Whatever, okay. I'll leave you to figure out how technology works on your own, I guess. Don't come crying to me when you embarrass the fuck out of yourself later.

[His tone is perfectly proper, why wouldn't it be.]