[text] Because drones are creepy

[savedbyasong]

For anyone who wishes to have an alternative source of health care that is not ran by our captors me (Shion) and Hojo are going to be running a clinic in the upstairs lounge. That is floor thirty eight. Feel free to drop in any time if you need help, or come and find me I live in room 2-12.

Anyone who can heal or has any medical knowledge is welcome to come and help.

Thank you. If you have any questions please ask me or Hojo.

[locked to Reno]

Don't worry, I won't leave him alone with anyone. I promise.

Comments

anontext because lol this is the guy he ate once oops

[doctor_dismemberment]

Hojo is back? When did this happen?

LET'S MAKE THIS IN PERSON ACTUALLY

[midgarhorizon]

Shiva's tits. Shion, warn me first next time. Now I gotta scramble in the freeze to get the last of the booze into storage.

Don't think he wouldn't tamper with it.

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[lightofhumanity]

I have some skill in healing. If you need my assistance, I shall be more than happy to offer it.

[savedbyasong]

[Argh suddenly a Reno, Shion flails dramatically because he forgot they hadn't finished that yet!] I'll help you! Sorry I forgot!

[denigrator]

I returned rather recently.

I have been busy resuming my research.

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[savedbyasong]

It would be appreciated. What is your name? [Last time he did this he attracted all the people he was supposed to avoid. He's doing background checks this time! One maniac who thinks human experimentation is good is enough for any one clinic.]

[savedbyasong]

Just this last week I believe. [Unsure about this anonymous thing.]

[Anon Text]

[neverbeamemory]

I would strongly warn anyone considering this.

[Text]

[denigrator]

Healers are welcome. Simply describe the nature and origin of your ability.

[doctor_dismemberment]

I'm glad to know you're keeping yourself occupied. Perhaps we'll run into each other, though I don't think it would be very pleasant a meeting if we did it in your new clinic.

[He'd come off anon and stop being cagey, but he doesn't want to deal with any "weh weh you ate my flesh and turned me into a zombie" nonsense from Shion when he's trying to catch up with an old friend (though he uses the word "friend" loosely).]

[Text]

[denigrator]

Ah, do I detect an anonymous detractor? Those with sense know not to listen to such types.

[not even here]

[savedbyasong]

[Argh he can't lock a post to an anonymous commentator to assure them that he has this under control without letting Hojo know he's onto him.

This is hard. How does Reno cope with this.

This isn't even an answer, it's just Shion staring at the screen panicking.]

[doctor_dismemberment]

[You keep being unsure, Shion. Now that Hojo's replied, Richtofen's going to ignore you like the rude asshole he is.]

[midgarhorizon]

Don't worry about it. It was already boxed up.

Hey, I'll even leave some of the undrinkable stuff. You guys can use it for med shit.

[savedbyasong]

[Shion's still trying to remember how to breath.] Thank you, we will probably need it. [Seeing as cuts and bruises and even things like missing limbs are not uncommon at all.]

[denigrator]

Oh, I am.

Perhaps we will. I don't intend to remain at the clinic throughout the day, as only certain cases will require my attention. I spend a great deal of time in the laboratory, as anyone could easily guess.

[It's not like he's going to give away any useful or private information publicly, but he'll say that much.]

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[lightofhumanity]

I am glad that I can be of help. And my name is..chaos.

[Text]

[lightofhumanity]

I am sorry. I have already given you the only explanation I can at the moment: It is simply something that I can do. You shall have to live with that, even though your curiosity is probably eating at you.

[Anon Text]

[neverbeamemory]

Well surely those reading this might want some reassurance that you are indeed a qualified professional in this field.

Why don't you list your credentials, Doctor?

[doctor_dismemberment]

[Of course he does. Obviously, Richtofen spends a lot of his time there as well, but if he said that now, the whole "anonymous" thing would probably be even more useless than it is now. Paranoid, paranoid Richtofen.]

That makes sense.

Well, good luck with your research. I'll see you before too long, I'm sure.

[He missed having other mad scientists around. The closest thing he had while Hojo was gone was Jason, but now even thinking about that man's stupid, smug face makes Richtofen's blood boil.]

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[savedbyasong]

Thank you Chaos. I look forward to meeting you.

[midgarhorizon]

[Hey what do you expect when the King of Evil imbues a Turk with shadow magic, he gets sneakier.

Have a headruffle.]

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[denigrator]

Would they now? I wonder. Well, I am happy to oblige them.

I am my world's leading biologist, and am well-trained in the medical field. Though not currently a practicing physician, I have a great deal of clinical experience and have headed the most world's prestigious science research department for some years now.

[Text]

[doc_brown]

Great Scott, Professor Hojo is back?

This is a noble initiative but I believe the exercise of caution may be necessary!

[locked] [text]

[savedbyasong]

I know.

Don't worry, I will make sure everyone is safe.

I promise.