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[puppy_lancer]

[Lancer had some reservations about making anything for the administrators after hearing about the month with the infighting, but he had promised to get something for Ruana and Dax. Even if he wasn't sure how he felt about them, a promise was still a promise.]

[So he had made something for them for New Year's day. And then gotten something back. Restaurant tickets. From Riki. Who served poison fish once.]

[He spends an hour or so just staring at them and wondering if it's a trap. Then, he decides to try and figure out what he wants to do with them.]

So, what's the restaurant here like
is it any good
if, say, someone gets his hands on a free coupon for it, what's he supposed to do?

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[angramaintsu]

take a cute girl out for dinner thats what you should do

[ Can anyone blame her? She has no idea who's actually sending the text, but hey. Free food. ]

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[puppy_lancer]

what if one of us doesn't really need to eat?

[Sure, sometimes the food here tasted good, but he doesn't need it. And given the periods of getting nothing but nutrition bars or nothing at all, it might be something of a waste if he took that food.]

[angramaintsu]

you do know what happens when you takek a cute girl otu to dinner right

[ ... ] you get sex

[ Not from her, of course, but that's usually why a guy does that. ]

[puppy_lancer]

[He actually has to pull himself away from the screen and takes a second to shake his head and blush. Yeah, sure, there were some girls who he could think of in that context, but the two girls who were on the top of his list to take out to dinner weren't that type. Especially since both of them had other people that they loved.]

i don't think it always works that way
i mean, i can think of some girls
and they're all cute ones
but i dunno if wanna try that with them

[angramaintsu]

are you shuy or something

[ Geez, what a loser. ]

[puppy_lancer]

WHAT?
i'm not shy
just got some special circumstances going on here
would you take a knight out to dinner
just so you could have sex with her afterwards?

[angramaintsu]

no i dont nee dthe idnner

thats the joy of being a girl

[puppy_lancer]

we talking thie same knight here?

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[fingerbangingood]

Wait, you got a free coupon? When and why?

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[puppy_lancer]

maybe i got one just today
and maybe it was because i did something unexpected for the mods

[He hadn't expected anything back, actually.]

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[fingerbangingood]

Why would you ever help those bastards?

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[puppy_lancer]

because some of them aren't as bad as we think
and don't worry--nobody was hurt by what i did

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[fingerbangingood]

You're a better guy than me. I'd sooner blow them all up, and I tend to have a no kill policy.

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[puppy_lancer]

i've found out some things
can't say i like them
but can't completely hate them either

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[chainsawn]

I think you're supposed to eat.

[ SHE'S NOT EVEN BEING SARCASTIC OR ANYTHING OKAY, Urotsuki is just so blank and oblivious that she's stupidly to the point, as if that really is a normal answer to that question. ]

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[puppy_lancer]

what if i don't
not usually, anyways

[chainsawn]

People die if they usually don't eat. It's why not eating is a bad thing.

[puppy_lancer]

i'm special

[And hopefully he can leave it at that.]

[chainsawn]

[ Oh, don't worry. Urotsuki is pretty weird herself, so she understands that issue - even if she does need to eat. ]

Then you could try eating, maybe? It's fun.

[puppy_lancer]

only fun when the food is good
and even then it might be wasteful
in this tower

[chainsawn]

Why would it be wasteful? There's usually food in the cafeteria no matter what, right?

[puppy_lancer]

last jason month he stopped stocking the cafeteria
because we pissed him off
sometimes riki serves poisoned fish
other times you get only nutrition bars
or nasty tasting shit
so yeah, there's people who can might need restaurant tickets
more than the guy who doesn't need to eat

[chainsawn]

I don't think the bars are all that bad though.. [ But this comes from the girl who - during one of the admins' experiments - ate all kinds of nasty food and didn't even blink at it. ]

But why don't you just give the coupons away then?

[puppy_lancer]

because i might wanna take a girl or two out for dinner.

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[fingerbangingood]

What'd ya find out? Anything useful at least?