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[puppy_lancer]

[Lancer had some reservations about making anything for the administrators after hearing about the month with the infighting, but he had promised to get something for Ruana and Dax. Even if he wasn't sure how he felt about them, a promise was still a promise.]

[So he had made something for them for New Year's day. And then gotten something back. Restaurant tickets. From Riki. Who served poison fish once.]

[He spends an hour or so just staring at them and wondering if it's a trap. Then, he decides to try and figure out what he wants to do with them.]

So, what's the restaurant here like
is it any good
if, say, someone gets his hands on a free coupon for it, what's he supposed to do?

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[angramaintsu]

take a cute girl out for dinner thats what you should do

[ Can anyone blame her? She has no idea who's actually sending the text, but hey. Free food. ]

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[puppy_lancer]

what if one of us doesn't really need to eat?

[Sure, sometimes the food here tasted good, but he doesn't need it. And given the periods of getting nothing but nutrition bars or nothing at all, it might be something of a waste if he took that food.]

[angramaintsu]

you do know what happens when you takek a cute girl otu to dinner right

[ ... ] you get sex

[ Not from her, of course, but that's usually why a guy does that. ]

[puppy_lancer]

[He actually has to pull himself away from the screen and takes a second to shake his head and blush. Yeah, sure, there were some girls who he could think of in that context, but the two girls who were on the top of his list to take out to dinner weren't that type. Especially since both of them had other people that they loved.]

i don't think it always works that way
i mean, i can think of some girls
and they're all cute ones
but i dunno if wanna try that with them

[angramaintsu]

are you shuy or something

[ Geez, what a loser. ]

[puppy_lancer]

WHAT?
i'm not shy
just got some special circumstances going on here
would you take a knight out to dinner
just so you could have sex with her afterwards?

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[fingerbangingood]

Wait, you got a free coupon? When and why?

Re: text

[puppy_lancer]

maybe i got one just today
and maybe it was because i did something unexpected for the mods

[He hadn't expected anything back, actually.]

Re: text

[fingerbangingood]

Why would you ever help those bastards?

Re: text

[puppy_lancer]

because some of them aren't as bad as we think
and don't worry--nobody was hurt by what i did

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[fingerbangingood]

You're a better guy than me. I'd sooner blow them all up, and I tend to have a no kill policy.

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[chainsawn]

I think you're supposed to eat.

[ SHE'S NOT EVEN BEING SARCASTIC OR ANYTHING OKAY, Urotsuki is just so blank and oblivious that she's stupidly to the point, as if that really is a normal answer to that question. ]

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[puppy_lancer]

what if i don't
not usually, anyways

[chainsawn]

People die if they usually don't eat. It's why not eating is a bad thing.

[puppy_lancer]

i'm special

[And hopefully he can leave it at that.]

[chainsawn]

[ Oh, don't worry. Urotsuki is pretty weird herself, so she understands that issue - even if she does need to eat. ]

Then you could try eating, maybe? It's fun.

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[prototyper]

You eat...?
Why are there so many questions on the network lately?

Re: text;

[puppy_lancer]

what if you don't need to eat?
hell if i know
i just decided to ask this over here
to get more answers

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[prototyper]

Then I guess you could always give it to someone.
Or something.

Re: text;

[puppy_lancer]

i sorta have one or two girls i wanna take to dinner
just figured it wouldn't be fair to the other girls i know
if i only chose one of them
hey, what if i gave it to one of them
and had her invite another person?

Re: text;

[prototyper]

Oh.
Um.
I guess that's a good idea. I've never been in this situation before.
So..

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[friendlyfiend]

Presumably, you're supposed to use it to purchase a meal.

What did you have to do to score a prize like that?

Re: text

[puppy_lancer]

i might have given the administrators something
anyway, the main problem is that i don't eat
or at least don't need to

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[friendlyfiend]

I don't suppose you'd be willing to share the dark of what happened? They've never struck me as the sort who might be amenable to such gestures.

If you don't want to use it for yourself, you could always save it for the next time we're on limited rations or use it to treat a friend.

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[puppy_lancer]

it wasn't anything fancy
didn't hurt anyone either
yeah, that's what i was thinking, but which friend
i've got at least three