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[colonial]

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in thename of the father and fo the son and of the holy spirit amen

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[Guess who has just discovered the terminals exist?]

Comments

video

[colonial]

Can I learn science? [Since he can't learn magic and it is frustrating.]

video

[keepscalm]

[...oh. Well, would you look at that.]

If you want to. I think you'll find science to be very interesting once you learn more about it.

video

[colonial]

I wanna know lots of whits about it! [Taking words from England's vocabulary and using them immediately is a good thing to do.]

video

[keepscalm]

You'll know a great many whits in due time, I'm sure.

video

[colonial]

Can you teach me? [Looking hopeful; England of course knows everything about everything right?]

video

[keepscalm]

[oh no he can't say no to that face stop]

Well-- science has never been one of my strong points, but I can teach you some things.

[Meaning "the easy things". And "some of the hard things but none of the really hard things".]

video

[colonial]

Teach me everything! [Enthusiasm! It's like he never heard the "never been one of my strong points" part at all.]

video

[keepscalm]

I can teach you everything I know.

[Meaning he doesn't know everything oops.

Maybe:] Would you like to learn about stars?

video

[colonial]

Yes! [America likes stars, and always has. He hops up in excitement.] Teach me stars!

video

[keepscalm]

[It occurs to England that they can't exactly find the same stars in the Tower as they can on Earth. Which unfortunately would render most of his knowledge useless.]

Alright. We'll have to look in some of the books from the library to find our stars. [It's not quite the same as sitting outside with a telescope, but it's probably the best he can do.]

Re: video

[colonial]

What about that big place with all the stars? [You know, the one that shows all those universes being destroyed. America's never made the connection, though.] Can we use that?

video

[keepscalm]

[England looks a little confused. America either means the observatory -- which is out of the question, between the clouds and the window-crawlers -- or the projection floor.

He does not know how to gently let America down.] Well, we could look at them, certainly. But they're not the same stars as the ones in our world.

[Which means England has no clue what they're called or how to find them!]