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[midgarhorizon]

Wanted: tailor to make several wedding tuxedos.

Payment can be arranged.

[Yep. That's it. Secretly Reno is embarrassed he even has to go on the network and ask, but since the beans were spilled he figured to get it over with. What he's got in mind is something like this.]

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[midgarhorizon]

Oh, they were in my wallet.

[He holds up his wallet in the camera]

Never did get around to tossing them out after the leak investigation...

[atouchofstrife]

...Reno.

You better not... Do you know..

[ He's sputtering. Sorry. ]

[midgarhorizon]

[Big smile]

Do I know... what?

[atouchofstrife]

[ Just sort of waves his hands around. Congrats, you just made the hero turn a big bright red. ]

[midgarhorizon]

If you say it, I'll destroy the evidence.

[atouchofstrife]

Please?

[midgarhorizon]

Not quite what I was thinking, but you have my word.

[atouchofstrife]

[ He can imagine what would happen if someone like Sephiroth gets their hands on that, or even Elena. ]

Thank you.

[midgarhorizon]

So you gonna finish your sentence or what?

[Smiiiiiiiiirk.]

[atouchofstrife]

What?

[midgarhorizon]

The one you got flustered about.

Not gonna destroy until ya finish it.

[atouchofstrife]

What I had to go through to get that crap?

[midgarhorizon]

[He is just grinning all over]

Yeah.

After Kotch, it wasn't hard trackin' down the trail. Big Bro... that cafe guy... the Honeybee... ....the dressmaker.

[atouchofstrife]

[ See that? It's the expression of a guy that is just trying not to remember any of it. ]

...Blame it on Aerith's bright idea.

[midgarhorizon]

I can't say I'm all that surprised hearin' that.

[Putting down his wallet, he waves at Cloud.]

Feel safe knowing nobody will get their hands on the photos.

[Pause, pause, pause...]

I never had any photos.

[Yep. He had been putting it on to make Cloud squirm.]

[atouchofstrife]

[...]

Be glad I have a bigger problem than you to deal with right now.

[midgarhorizon]

Bigger- [Okay okay, enough's enough and Reno stops himself from making another joke.] C'mon, Cloud... it's just friendly teasing.

[atouchofstrife]

I suppose...

[midgarhorizon]

Come see me when I get off work.

[atouchofstrife]

Fine.