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[keepscalm]

This message is directed to anyone that considers themselves a citizen of England or the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

I would appreciate status reports from you lot, if you don't terribly mind.

[ ooc | england is affected by the event. here for full details. ]

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[neverwrong]

Well, I'm Mello, and I just woke up here about a week ago. My current status is "incredibly confused," and my current involvements include, but are not limited to, trying to get the hell out of here.

[Mello's being equal parts lighthearted and sarcastic. It's up to England which one of those things shines through the most through text.]

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[keepscalm]

So, a newcomer. Charming.

Tell me how that escape plan works out for you. I'll be about when it fails.

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[neverwrong]

I've been getting a lot of that. Have you all really been here so long that you've forgotten how to fight?

[Mello. Mello no. This is not how you make a good first impression. Mello, stahp.]

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[keepscalm]

Generally, most of us just remember how not to be bloody idiots.

But I suppose to remember that, you'd have to know how not to be a bloody idiot in the first place, wouldn't you?