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[keepscalm]

This message is directed to anyone that considers themselves a citizen of England or the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

I would appreciate status reports from you lot, if you don't terribly mind.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

time is stupid!

idk the fact that i remained incoherent but still led you to a totally illogical conclusion you've accepted i think makes them The Best argumentative skills ever.
hell fucking yes as long as its not the flowery jasmine stuff you got yourself a deal

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[keepscalm]

It really just means I have far too much patience for my own good.

You'd do well not to look a gift horse in the mouth.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

"patience" is that what we're calling it now??

i'll punch a horse in the mouth if it tried to spit up jasmine tea at me tbh

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[keepscalm]

When I'm dealing with you, I'm calling it patience.

I sincerely doubt a horse would have any tea to give, anyway.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

what is it when youre not dealing with me :O

maybe its like one of those st bernard dogs that had the barrel of booze on their necks to go rescue people in the snow
except instead of a dog its a horse and tea instead of booze